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How to Remove Your Mustache
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/mustache.html ^

Posted on 12/01/2014 4:15:07 PM PST by navysealdad

The November is over and it's time to shave, or remove the mustache any way possible.

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To: Windflier
I've only shaved it off twice in all that time. Once, just for the 'ell of it, and once a number of years back for business reasons. On both occasions, folks in my family (especially my wife), gave me endless amounts of grief over it. My kids looked at me like I was an alien.

Needless to say, I'll probably never do it again.

Same here. I shaved it off 25 years ago the morning I was headed out for a 10 day hunt trip. Mrs. Doomonyou was not amused. Kids went nuts. Been packing it ever since. A little more grey in it these days.

61 posted on 12/01/2014 6:44:49 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: Daffynition

I sold the old place 3 yrs ago after my brother died, I think the “slot” was covered up when I had the bathroom re-habbed prior to selling.

Those blades will be locked in until the bulldozer comes some day.


62 posted on 12/01/2014 6:47:27 PM PST by nascarnation (Impeach, Convict, Deport)
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To: Doomonyou
A little more grey in it these days.

Tell me about it. My mustache is still salt and pepper, but my beard's gone almost snow white. Don't know what I'd look like if I grew that out. Probably get more strange looks from the family .. LOL

63 posted on 12/01/2014 6:51:09 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Windflier
My mustache is still salt and pepper,

Then I guess mine is salt and cayenne pepper.

64 posted on 12/01/2014 7:18:53 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: Marie

I understand what you are saying. I almost felt like I was cheating on him when he kissed me. I mean, there was no texture, no fuzzies, just cool and smooth. I couldn’t handle it and would involuntarily pull back. Drove him nuts.

His beard has come and gone over the last 30 years, but the mustache is here to stay. (I hope.)


65 posted on 12/01/2014 7:23:00 PM PST by CH3CN
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To: navysealdad

too funny!


66 posted on 12/01/2014 8:58:10 PM PST by SisterK
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To: navysealdad

Technically speaking, putting aside the emotions involved; the best way I’ve found, for blade users, is to first shave with an electric clipper, or the trimmer on a rotary type electric, then use your blade to get the closer shave you want. My opinion only, but it’s worked for me several times.


67 posted on 12/01/2014 9:40:09 PM PST by Ace's Dad (Proud grandpa of a "Brit Chick" named Poppy Loucks (Call sign "Popsickle").)
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To: Jeff Chandler

The Japanese Feathers are ~ 30-cents a blade....and the absolute sharpest blade available.


68 posted on 12/02/2014 2:45:32 AM PST by newfreep ("Evil succeeds when good men do nothting" - Edmund Burke)
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To: navysealdad

Put down the milk carton and wipe with the back of your left hand...


69 posted on 12/02/2014 4:24:14 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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