[C19fan]

when I look up at the Constellation Orion I wonder if the massive red star Betelgeuse has gone nova and just waiting for the light to finally reach Earth. It would be nice to see a visible supernova, of course from a safe distance, during my lifetime.

[Gaffer]

Yes, but you must understand that our (this planet’s) irresponsible practice of generating anything liberals don’t like is likely responsible for that impending super nova...:0)

[Paladin2]

These guys can’t get some Climate “Science” money?

[hadaclueonce]

Bring it on.

Would be better than Hillary.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I wonder if the massive red star Betelgeuse has gone nova

Doubtful. While Betelgeuse is clearly within its death throes, it is not the type of star that goes nova. It will, over time, shrink as it uses up the last of its fuel and wind up a white dwarf and eventually a dark cinder of heavy materials.

[Rummyfan]

The massive supernova that could annihilate life on Earth...

Women and minorities hardest hit!

[blueunicorn6]

Who’s ready for another margarita? Damnit! We’re out of mix. I’ll go to the store and get some more mix before this thing blows up or burns us up or whatever.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

Do you mean to say that we’re all gonna die? We are DOOMED? Say it isn’t so! ;-)

[central_va]

Don't panic it has four on the floor.

[NativeSon]

Uh-oh, how much is this going to cost me?

[Hatteras]

Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose...

[minnesota_bound]

If you say Betelgeuse 3 times in a row it will blow up.

[dfwgator]

I have my towel.

[IronJack]

Umbrellas! Get yer umbrellas here! Don’t let cosmic radiation fry ya. Git yer umbrella today. Only $99.95 and I’ll throw in this rugged faux leather carrying case.

[terycarl]

Now see what Bush has done....we need new restrictions on stargazing so we can prevent this disaster. I’d say a 10% tax on all telescopes and match the tax on medical implements

[Gideon7]

The spin axis of Eta Carinae is not pointed at us, fortunately. So it will look big and bright when it pops (visible in daytime) but not fatal.

[RansomOttawa]

Run!