[knarf]

the possibilities are endless !

[dontreadthis]

ISIS astronauts! part of NASA outreach?

[Crazieman]

Tea. Earl grey. Hot.

[SaveFerris]

Now we can email him and ask if he'd like to:

1) Earn a college degree online!
2) Refinance his mortgage and save hundreds per month!
3) Purchase Canadian pharmaceuticals at discount prices!

[mlo]

They didn’t have a socket wrench on the space station? Really?

[JPG]

Sorry, it's no good, it's left-handed.

[lump in the melting pot]

Meh, I once faxed one of my technicians on a job that went over schedule some spare underwear, that was 15 years ago...

[BwanaNdege]

Anyone remember the scene from "A Spaceman In King Arthur's Court". The astronaut has been captured and hauled before Arthur, Merlin et al, but he still has his helmet on, complete with gold plated visor.

Arthur & Co. think he's some sort of a insect.

"Let's cut it open and see what is inside."

"If I could get this helmet off, you would see that I'm a man. Does anyone here have a wrench?"

(Arthur to Merlin) "A WENCH? Well, as long as he doesn't do anything unseemly... Come here, wench!" (he commands to a passing servant girl.)

The astronaut has the girl hold his head/helmet in a headlock then rolls his body around, thereby unscrewing the helmet. The girl is left holding the "Head" (helmet) and faints.

Would you prefer the WENCH in RED

or the WRENCH in GREEN?

[tophat9000]

History might someday see this as the first “star trek” type transport of an object from earth to space

[UnwashedPeasant]

"An astronaut aboard the International Space Station needed a socket wrench, so NASA engineers emailed him designs for 3D-printing one."

If only he had a 3-D printer

[Redcitizen]

He could use a sonic screwdriver too.