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How to Look Like You're in the Special Forces: Anonymous
wsj ^ | 12/24/2014 | Anonymous

Posted on 12/24/2014 11:57:21 AM PST by w1n1


Couldn’t pass this up because one of our staff member have encountered such people while in the Far East Theater Staging Area, (maybe you Veterans have come across this as well) so this is quite hilarious. Read the 6 things that will make you look like a SOF member here.


TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: specialforces
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1 posted on 12/24/2014 11:57:21 AM PST by w1n1
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To: w1n1

Heh. In my day, it was the Rolex watch, star sapphire ring, and a Randall knife, although a Gerber Mark II was acceptable if your Randall was still on backorder. .


2 posted on 12/24/2014 12:07:29 PM PST by LegendHasIt
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To: LegendHasIt

Then there was a certain color and cut of a safari suit and a set matches from the Carvelle Hotel.


3 posted on 12/24/2014 12:13:53 PM PST by Nip (BOHEICA and TANSTAAFL - both seem very appropriate today.)
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To: LegendHasIt
In certain areas it is a bit of a theme...



Now this guy is really pushing the envelope.

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4 posted on 12/24/2014 12:19:43 PM PST by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: w1n1

There was an article here on FR about operators in Afghanistan dressing like this. And then a new colonel or brigadier arrived and made them shave, cut their hair, and dress appropriately. The SF guys had long hair, head scarves, khakis, and Oakleys..


5 posted on 12/24/2014 12:20:53 PM PST by cardinal4 (Certified Islamophobe..)
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To: TLI
All the time with the negative waves, and I was just ahead of the curve...


6 posted on 12/24/2014 12:22:48 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: w1n1

Bkmrk


7 posted on 12/24/2014 12:23:42 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (The White House is now known as "Casa Blanca".)
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To: TLI

Well, I’m sorta glad my days of that are long past. I prefer being clean shaven, and long sleeves.


8 posted on 12/24/2014 12:28:41 PM PST by LegendHasIt
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To: TLI

Those pictures of Special forces? Not buying it, more likely private contractors.........


9 posted on 12/24/2014 12:29:08 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (I'm a man of no-color and proud of it.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Heh. I despise Donald Sutherland, but I loved that character.


10 posted on 12/24/2014 12:30:13 PM PST by LegendHasIt
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To: TLI

In that last picture, the guy had been slightly wounded. You can see the field dressing. They don’t ordinarily go around shirtless.


11 posted on 12/24/2014 12:31:26 PM PST by balch3
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To: w1n1
Keep quiet. The baddest guys I know are also the quietest. The guy who’s talking about doing badass stuff? He’s probably not the biggest badass in the room.

LOL! That sign needs to be above the FR entrance door...........

12 posted on 12/24/2014 12:32:29 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (I'm a man of no-color and proud of it.)
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To: w1n1

Fun.

Their ability to instantly evaluate a dangerous situation and the personnel involved is... distinguishing.


13 posted on 12/24/2014 12:36:06 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: LegendHasIt

Same here.

I seem to recall a number of pics of Seals in Vietnam that were sporting the “Rollie Fingers” special.


14 posted on 12/24/2014 12:36:17 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: w1n1

I lol’d.


15 posted on 12/24/2014 12:42:55 PM PST by OldNewYork
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Heh, we once did a joint training op with some Aussie Commandos... (I had to ‘google’ Rollie Fingers). Every one of them had that mustache.


16 posted on 12/24/2014 12:48:25 PM PST by LegendHasIt
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To: Hot Tabasco

Pretty darn sure the one on the top is.

Sends little ripples of consternation through SGM/CSM circles to this day.


17 posted on 12/24/2014 12:59:06 PM PST by PeteB570 ( Islam is the sea in which the Terrorist Shark swims. The deeper the sea the larger the shark.)
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To: LegendHasIt

Ever play the game where you stood on a table and stopped the ceiling fan with your forehead? Had to be the advancing game.

Still have my Rolex, sapphire ring, and Randall.


18 posted on 12/24/2014 12:59:43 PM PST by satan (The tree of liberty is dying in the drought.)
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Heh, no, never did that.

The stupidest tricks I ever did was smashing beer cans flat with forehead, (seems to work better with aluminum cans than steel for some reason) and holding hand over a candle in one of those cylinder shaped glass holders until the lack of oxygen smothered it.

As T.E. Lawrence said: “Of course it bloody hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts.”


19 posted on 12/24/2014 1:10:43 PM PST by LegendHasIt
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To: w1n1

The number one giveaway in the neighborhood where I used to hang out was that they were wearing North Vietnamese Army Uniforms. They were the real deal, not a bunch of wannabes.


20 posted on 12/24/2014 1:12:53 PM PST by centurion316
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