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What Did You Get For Christmas?
Some Stuff | 12/26/14 | blueunicorn6

Posted on 12/26/2014 12:01:48 PM PST by blueunicorn6

What did you get for Christmas? I asked Santa for a Harley Davidson motorcycle. I've got a perfect place for it in the garage. I can't ride it. I'm a menace to society when I'm on a motorcycle. Not because I carry a switchblade. I just crash all the time. I was looking at a motorcycle once, and it fell on me. Engine wasn't even running. Just fell on me. I really rode in my younger days. I rode into cars. I rode into trees. Once, I even rode into a hill. You'd think that you could see a hill from a long distance away and miss it, but, nope, I came around a corner and there was a hill and I smacked into it. And they don't give, much. Well, I asked for a Harley Davidson, and you know what I got? Holland. Now, what the heck am I supposed to do with Holland? Windmills and dykes and wooden shoes and the Hollandaise people. Have you ever tried to ride a windmill down Highway 101? Nothing but trouble there. I'll probably just re gift it and give it to my cousin David. Anybody else get a good present?


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Conspiracy; Science
KEYWORDS: glockenspeil; santa
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To: blueunicorn6
I honestly have no idea what E312-16 is.

This says it's Ovaltine.

121 posted on 12/26/2014 2:45:20 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: doorgunner69

Hey! I’ve got a target range in my backyard, too! The neighbors across the alley complain every once in awhile. I think they’re liberals.


122 posted on 12/26/2014 2:45:30 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6
I honestly have no idea what E312-16 is.

Some of the nicest welding rod you'd ever want to run a bead of (and for what it costs, it should be!).

123 posted on 12/26/2014 2:46:07 PM PST by tacticalogic
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To: blueunicorn6
"I asked Santa for a Harley Davidson motorcycle."

When I finished high school I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no.

See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle.

(With thanks to Anthony Jeselnik.)

124 posted on 12/26/2014 2:48:20 PM PST by offwhite
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To: tacticalogic

Ohhhhhh.....THAT E312-16. I tried welding, once. The Shop teacher said, “Some people are born to weld, and Son, you were born to watch other people weld.” I lit water on fire.


125 posted on 12/26/2014 2:51:15 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6
The neighbors across the alley complain every once in awhile.

Might depend on what you are shooting if they have a point or not!

126 posted on 12/26/2014 2:56:40 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: Tijeras_Slim

You got one of those? The Iranians still haven’t figured these out.

“What is Ovaltine? Probably Yankee code word for laser weapons. ‘Be sure to drink your laser weapons’. This is one tough code.”


127 posted on 12/26/2014 3:03:33 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: doorgunner69

155mm Self Propelled Howitzer.


128 posted on 12/26/2014 3:07:07 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: offwhite

Oh, you are going to get a reply from that guy who chewed me out yesterday! You can always tell it’s him. He always starts out “Dear scum-sucking swine”. Mom always starts hers out with “Dear garbage eating pig”. I can always tell the difference. He’s more formal than Mom.


129 posted on 12/26/2014 3:11:02 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Rodamala

Yes, I loved the styles then, course way before my time but they had class!


130 posted on 12/26/2014 3:18:49 PM PST by caww
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To: doorgunner69

I rather like the hats! LOLOL....


131 posted on 12/26/2014 3:19:35 PM PST by caww
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To: left that other site

There are a lot of awesome pics on your Facebook page.


132 posted on 12/26/2014 3:25:59 PM PST by Nervous Tick (There is no "allah" but satan, and mohammed is his demon.)
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To: caww
gift cards

We got one for a restaurant chain that doesn't have any unit within a six hour drive....prime for 'regifting'.

133 posted on 12/26/2014 3:31:07 PM PST by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
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To: Nervous Tick

Thank you...that is so sweet!

I will share your kind words with Pastor Jerry!


134 posted on 12/26/2014 3:31:36 PM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: blueunicorn6

My sweetie surprised me with a 4-day trip to Bermuda for us both. Very nice.


135 posted on 12/26/2014 3:32:50 PM PST by muir_redwoods ("He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative." G.K .C)
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To: blueunicorn6

I love Kauai.

And the one lane bridges in Hanalei are JUST RIGHT for a Harley! LOL!


136 posted on 12/26/2014 3:34:33 PM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: blueunicorn6

At least you got a Yurpean country.

I got Burma. I let my cousin play with it and now it’s busted.

But seriously, I got a visit from friends and family, a wonderful meal, a beautiful sunny day, and a little time on the range. And a GREAT night’s sleep.

No “presents”, but no problem! Just what I wanted.

P.S. this thread is a nice, fun post-Christmas present. Thanks!


137 posted on 12/26/2014 3:37:33 PM PST by Nervous Tick (There is no "allah" but satan, and mohammed is his demon.)
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To: ErnBatavia

LOLOL...I got one a year ago for a book store....there are none here! So I can relate!!! LoL


138 posted on 12/26/2014 3:41:49 PM PST by caww
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To: Rodamala

Oh that was cool!


139 posted on 12/26/2014 3:45:41 PM PST by caww
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To: yldstrk

Sorry to hear that but i doubt you are alone in that respect....take a look at the thread for people alone at Christmas Eve....it’s an education of people in all sorts of “aloneness” states. ...


140 posted on 12/26/2014 3:47:57 PM PST by caww
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