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Firefighters Rescue Naked Woman from Estranged Boyfriend's Chimney
Fox News ^ | Jan 5, 2015

Posted on 01/05/2015 8:17:24 PM PST by MinorityRepublican

Authorities say a woman stripped down naked, then got stuck while trying to climb down her estranged boyfriend’s chimney.

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1 posted on 01/05/2015 8:17:24 PM PST by MinorityRepublican
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To: MinorityRepublican

And who among us, I ask, has not had this happen to them.


2 posted on 01/05/2015 8:19:13 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: MinorityRepublican; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson

He broke her hearth.


3 posted on 01/05/2015 8:20:56 PM PST by martin_fierro (Away love flue)
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To: MinorityRepublican

I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time.


4 posted on 01/05/2015 8:21:05 PM PST by ClearCase_guy ("Hey, I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.")
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To: MinorityRepublican

“Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.”


6 posted on 01/05/2015 8:21:53 PM PST by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: martin_fierro

really good...


7 posted on 01/05/2015 8:22:12 PM PST by Triple (Socialism denies people the right to the fruits of their labor, and is as abhorrent as slavery ea)
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To: MinorityRepublican
She had probably accomplished this feat many times before - but just damn those Avoirdupois that you pick up along the way!



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8 posted on 01/05/2015 8:22:33 PM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in Battle!)
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To: MinorityRepublican

If she spent more time on his stovepipe maybe she wouldn’t be estranged.


9 posted on 01/05/2015 8:22:59 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: MinorityRepublican

Does all this ash and soot make me look hot?


10 posted on 01/05/2015 8:23:01 PM PST by coloradan (The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Well, the only question left is guilty or not guilty...


11 posted on 01/05/2015 8:23:18 PM PST by Triple (Socialism denies people the right to the fruits of their labor, and is as abhorrent as slavery ea)
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To: martin_fierro
You owe me a new keyboard, and maybe a sinus operation from my snort upon reading your reply.

Excellent!

12 posted on 01/05/2015 8:23:34 PM PST by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: MinorityRepublican

I knew I should have installed that chimney escalator!


13 posted on 01/05/2015 8:23:35 PM PST by DakotaGator (Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
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To: MinorityRepublican
KTLA reported that 23 firefighters responded to the incident.

Imagine that.

14 posted on 01/05/2015 8:23:51 PM PST by martin_fierro (Away love flue)
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To: MinorityRepublican
Ya gotta wonder where the size disparity came in. Did she think she was skinny enough, or the clothing would make the critical difference?

Either way, she was going to have a serious case of the funk when she came out.......yecchhh.

15 posted on 01/05/2015 8:23:55 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: texas booster

LOL


16 posted on 01/05/2015 8:24:40 PM PST by martin_fierro (Away love flue)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Was she hot?


17 posted on 01/05/2015 8:25:15 PM PST by csvset
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To: texas booster; martin_fierro

“You owe me a new keyboard, ...”

I learned a long time ago to cover my keyboard with protective plastic while on this forum.

I come here to see what happens next and I am never let down.


18 posted on 01/05/2015 8:26:15 PM PST by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: martin_fierro; mikrofon

It’s a flue epidermic.


19 posted on 01/05/2015 8:26:33 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: csvset
Was she hot?

I think her chestnuts were roasting.

20 posted on 01/05/2015 8:27:07 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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