Firefighters Rescue Naked Woman from Estranged Boyfriend's Chimney

Fox News ^ | Jan 5, 2015

[MinorityRepublican]

Authorities say a woman stripped down naked, then got stuck while trying to climb down her estranged boyfriend’s chimney.

[Charles Henrickson]

One Flue over the Cuckoo’s. . . .

[Secret Agent Man]

I think that’s the other way ‘round.

[Secret Agent Man]

There are a lot of boring, down time hours because there just are not a lot of fires to respond to. I get it. I know our FD throws several trucks at 911 calls for ambulance help.

[MuttTheHoople]

This is without

[Jack Hydrazine]

Don’t you know what the night can do?

Things like this!

[kevao]

Honey, does this chimney make my ash look fat?

[ThomasThomas]

It has been very cold in this area lately. Below freezing some nights. It seems odd that the cold weather didn’t stop this. But it very close to UCR.

[Jack Hydrazine]

I know there’s a joke involving this gal and creosote, but I can’t quite get it to exit the chimney!

[Boogieman]

He broke her heart, so she broke his hearth.

[bunkerhill7]

Well, she saved him $300 bucks he woulda paid the Chimney Sweep.

[Vendome]

She flu to him?

[Vendome]

[WMarshal]

It has only happened to males blessed with good-looks and manliness.

[Pelham]

..come on baby light my fire...

[bkopto]

What's with these idiotic women and chimneys?

Here was another from a few years back (May 2011), where the woman got stuck and died:

Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac Dies In Chimney Trying To Break Into Boyfriend's Home

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. -- A doctor involved in an "on-again, off-again" relationship apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend's home by sliding down the chimney, police said Tuesday. Her decomposing body was found there three days later.

Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, first tried to get into the house with a shovel, then climbed a ladder to the roof last Wednesday night, removed the chimney cap and slid feet first down the flue, Bakersfield police Sgt. Mary DeGeare said.

[Dr. Thorne]

Talk about your Burning Bush!

[buridan]

“They said some day you’ll find
All who love are blind
When your heart’s on fire, you must realize
Smoke gets in your eyes. . . .

Now laughing friends deride
Tears I cannot hide, hide
So I smile and say, when a lovely flame dies
Smoke gets in your eyes.”

[ElkGroveDan]

Honey, does this chimney make my ash look fat?

The red bricks really soot you.

[Huskrrrr]

The FR punsters did not disappoint.

[Jamestown1630]

I don’t think we want to see that.....pic(k).......

-JT