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vanity: What Would You Send into Outer Space?

Posted on 01/10/2015 7:53:24 PM PST by Jamestown1630

This is a vanity; a whimsy that I came up with tonight.

IF you were going to send a rocket into outer space, that included a little package containing all of the things that YOU wanted to preserve for posterity and communicate to extraterrestrials that might be out there, What would you send?

I thought of a few things; not a complete list by far, and not in any particular order (except for the first four ;-)

1. The Holy Bible - OT, NT, Tanakh

2. The Declaration of Independence, and the Constitution of the United States of America

3. The Magna Carta

4. The Pledge of Allegiance (including the 'UNDER GOD' part!)

5. All of Shakespeare

6. A video of Ronald Reagan saying "Tear Down This Wall!"

7. Bobby Hatfield singing 'Unchained Melody'

8. Anything that Julia Child or Red Skelton or Victor Borge, did on TV

9. The latest edition of 'The Joy of Cooking'. (In case they want to cook for man, instead of 'Serving Man')

10. A copy of Dickens', 'A Christmas Carol', and videos of all the movies that have been made of the story.

Carry On!

-JT


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1 posted on 01/10/2015 7:53:24 PM PST by Jamestown1630
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To: Jamestown1630

My wife


2 posted on 01/10/2015 7:54:05 PM PST by AlmaKing
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The left, if I knew it would never come back.


3 posted on 01/10/2015 7:54:20 PM PST by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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The Won


4 posted on 01/10/2015 7:54:25 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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Obama.


5 posted on 01/10/2015 7:54:31 PM PST by dfwgator
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THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT!


6 posted on 01/10/2015 7:54:32 PM PST by leprechaun9
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To: AlmaKing

7 posted on 01/10/2015 7:55:00 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Jamestown1630

Bugs Bunny Cartoons


8 posted on 01/10/2015 7:55:42 PM PST by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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LOL, guess we all are on the same page, of course it did say “What”, not “Who”.


9 posted on 01/10/2015 7:56:27 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Jamestown1630

A Telecaster.


10 posted on 01/10/2015 7:56:37 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: loungitude

Rig up remote destruction of guidance and some other systems to make sure it’s a one way trip. I kind of like this example even though the useless ones survived.

http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Golgafrincham


11 posted on 01/10/2015 7:57:15 PM PST by wally_bert (There are no winners in a game of losers. I'm Tommy Joyce, welcome to the Oriental Lounge.)
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A Whale and a Fruit Salad


12 posted on 01/10/2015 7:57:33 PM PST by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: AlmaKing

Now that was funny!

Cheers!


13 posted on 01/10/2015 7:57:45 PM PST by SouthParkRepublican
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If you’d shot her when you first wanted, you’d have been out by now.


14 posted on 01/10/2015 7:57:49 PM PST by umgud (I couldn't understand why the ball kept getting bigger......... then it hit me.)
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A ‘can of peanuts’ containing a spring-loaded snake.


15 posted on 01/10/2015 7:57:55 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: Jamestown1630

I think you meant “What would you send to aliens”.

There are a lot of things people would send to outer space to be rid of them.


16 posted on 01/10/2015 7:58:07 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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17 posted on 01/10/2015 7:59:03 PM PST by dfwgator
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You want to send your wife into Outer Space, AND save her for posterity?

-JT


18 posted on 01/10/2015 7:59:12 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

As long as my Tele stays here, I concur your post..!


19 posted on 01/10/2015 7:59:18 PM PST by cardinal4 (Certified Islamophobe..)
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Obama....on a collision course with the sun.


20 posted on 01/10/2015 7:59:43 PM PST by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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