He drowns, she marries the dolphin
It's happened before.
Posted on 02/13/2015 1:51:39 PM PST by rickmichaels
In a bizarre tale that would be more believable as a bad movie script, Nick Young of the Los Angeles Lakers claims a dolphin tried to drown him over his rapper girlfriend, Iggy Azalea.
The story started earlier this week when Azalea sent out a simple tweet that read, “Nick is scared of dolphins.”
Following the Lakers’ game on Tuesday night, Young was asked why he was afraid of dolphins. He then recounted a story about a time he and Azalea went for dolphin rides while vacationing in Cabo.
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Was that a Miami dolphin?
My head hurts after reading that article...
I guess it’s better than being scared of rabbits.
He drowns, she marries the dolphin
can’t blame the dolphin for attacking when it saw Nick coming
Inspiration for the Ray Donavon finale?
if it smells like fish..I suppose flipper does sniff and it may have been the Q...
Oh,Never mind????
Brian William’s brother?
Dolphins are racist?
This is almost as funny as when Baron Davis claimed he was abducted by aliens.
To be fair to the guy, dolphins are indeed very sexual creatures and they like to play with you in the water.
So if the dolphin liked her better than him, it isn’t surprising. Of course he probably exaggerated just a tad.
Sea
Probably hairy and smelly.
Any news on if this lady is still ‘married’ to her Dolphin, or did they break up due to her being a land dweller and all? Notice I did not ask about whether the union was ‘consummated’. Some things I don’t need or want to know.
Smart dolphin.
Ugly mermaid.
Reminds me of a “King of the Hill” episode
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