[Swordmaker]

“Research” has told me over a handful of decades that coffee was bad for me, then good, then bad, then kinda good again? Wine was good, then bad, then...BEER, beer was terrible then good; at certain times and only one, okay two, but only on a weekday ending in Y. And Eggs, whoa, they have been all over the place. Salt, cooking oil; now, some evil marijauna and damn if I’m not a sinner for liking milk but those cows are methane machines and I can’t get whole milk...no sir....

Rejoice! Just this week they decided that not only is coffee good for you, but you NEED to drink a minimum of FIVE CUPS of coffee a day to avoid heart disease, Type 2 diabetes, peripheral artery disease, and cancer! Of course you will be wired and jittery . . . but healthy!

[867V309]

Of course you will be wired and jittery . . .

Not me. I just don't get the whole caffeine-wired thing. Guess I'm immune.

[Rodamala]

Eat what you want, when you want, and how much you want every day. Tomorrow you may not be here.

[Dusty Road]

So that’s why I vibrate around the ranch in the mornings.