Posted on 03/27/2015 12:33:56 PM PDT by SunkenCiv
But you didn’t clean out the coffee pot and the coffee turned into dark matter. So it’s your fault.
“She’s gone from ‘suck’ to ‘blow.’”
Perhaps, but why bother?
From what I've understood for some time, there didn't appear to be enough mass in the universe to halt and reverse the expansion of the Big Bang. (This reversal might be known as the Gnab Gib). If the Gnab Gib can't happen, then the universe would be doomed to eventual heat death as the overall temperature of the universe would slowly approach absolute zero.
Not a pleasant end. IMO.
I like the idea of a Gnab Gib, and the possibility of it's eventual reversal into a new Big Bang. Everything else in God's creation seems to be cyclical, why not the universe itself?.
Chocolate! I need chocolate!
Do I still have time to mow the lawn?
Why bother?
Well then its settled. We must stop using fossil fuels.
Being a computer geek, I wonder if there isn’t come connection with this whole idea of the universe constantly expanding and then suddenly collapsing one day and the concept where when you exceed your total memory and it suddenly goes negative.
If you ever did basic programming and ran into an infinite loop, your counter would increment indefinitely and hit total memory and suddenly go negative and start going down (relatively speaking). I know it seems like a stupid question to ask, but are the scientist’s computers crunching the numbers and getting so large that it is running out of memory and reporting the negative value so that it seems like the universe is suddenly shrinking when really it won’t?
It was settled science until another group of scientists got a new source of grant funding to prove the collapsing universe is the theory to explain life, the universe and everything. If it was settled science, someone would be out of a job.
Save the Earth! It's the only planet with Chocolate!
I’d say we could stave off universal collapse by raising taxes on “the rich”.
What happens if we exceed God's counter?
Oh Noes!!!!!!!!
Can you imagine what liberals would be like if we were way far along in the Gnab Gib? They'd be yelling about our SUVs causing the universe to collapse!
Liberals are neo-luddites who aren't honest enough to admit it, or their continued sad devotion to the temple of Malthus.
What ways can we regulate energy and commerce to combat this retraction?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ubn_jimi-hendrix-the-wind-cries-mary_music
Keep it quiet .... Fat Al, His Arrogance and the EPA will want to start a “collapse” tax.
It figures. Just as soon as the Mariners get a decent team the dang universe collapses on us. I knew they shouldn’t have traded Saunders.
Not a problem - just go to the Great Attractor (the Xeelee’s Ring) and escape to another universe ...
And if that doesn’t work we can try giving nuclear weapons to our enemies.
You wouldn't expect any less from San Francisco...
err.. Wait a minute. That was a 'lite in the loafers bud'. Never mind.
Clinton gave the Chinese the ability to land a nuke anywhere on the planet. They were having trouble before he allowed a campaign contributor, Lorale, sell the tech to the Chinese.
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