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How to Pretend Apple Watch Is a Failure No Matter What
Mac Observer ^ | Apr 13th, 2015 7:50 PM EDT | Bryan Chaffin

Posted on 04/17/2015 9:27:26 PM PDT by Swordmaker

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To: ctdonath2
Expensive?its less than a dollar a day.

Then every day you didn't really need it, you paid a dollar for nothing.

61 posted on 04/18/2015 5:43:44 AM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: Swordmaker
According to Samsung Gear S Smartwatch Coming to AT&T, Sprint, T-Mobile and Verizon

This is what it would cost to add a Samsung Gear S Smartwatch to a Cell plan.

Currently, the only phones compatible with the Gear S are the Samsung Galaxy S III, Galaxy S 4, Galaxy S 4 mini, Galaxy S 5, Galaxy S5 Sport, and the Galaxy Note II, 3, and 4.

Sprint customers can purchase the Gear S for $0 down, and 24 monthly payments of $16 ($384 total), but will also have to pay an additional $10 per month on its Family Share Pack plan. However, Sprint is waiving the monthly fee through December 2015 if you sign up for a 20GB or higher Family Share Pack plan. However, the Gear S will use Sprint's 3G network, and not its LTE network.

On AT&T, the Gear S will cost $199 with a two-year agreement, plus an additional $10 per month on a Mobile Share Plan.

Though T-Mobile, the Gear S will cost $0 initially, then $14.58 per month (a total retail price of $349). T-Mobile is also offering a special rate plan for $5 a month for unlimited talk, texting, music streaming and up to 500MB of LTE data.

With the waived monthly fee, Sprint's plan will end up costing $504 over two years, compared to $439 for AT&T and $469 for T-Mobile.

It's also expected that Verizon will also offer the Gear S, though its plans have yet to be announced.

So far, sales of smartwatches have been slow, but perhaps the inclusion of an independent 3G connection will boost the popularity of this nascent category, enabling consumers to really leave their phones at home or in their pockets.

62 posted on 04/18/2015 5:48:09 AM PDT by amigatec (2 Thess 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
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To: ctdonath2

It’s for the fact that phones are getting big to the point that they’re notably inconvenient to dig out of pocket, purse or briefcase just to check the latest notification, time, or other trivial glance.
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Maybe that’s why I don’t want one. I can pretty much tell time intuitively plus I have clocks all around me. I don’t need or want a watch. I never check notifications.

Try watching a YouTube video or reading and posting to FR with your shiny new iWatch. Good luck with that.


63 posted on 04/18/2015 6:04:47 AM PDT by InterceptPoint
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To: Ethan Clive Osgoode
You can already do that with Android.

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64 posted on 04/18/2015 6:18:54 AM PDT by amigatec (2 Thess 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
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To: InterceptPoint

If you like the Apple watch, then you’ll love the Apple iRing. It’s a ring that connects to your Apple Watch (that’s connected to your iPhone in your pocket) so that you will no longer be burdened to raise your cuff to see the Apple watch. Messages are displayed in the unprecedented unbelievable amazing retinal sapphire display. The iRing display is so advanced, that it can display an incredible FULL character at a time. iRoll technology allows you switch between apps by simply rolling the iRing around your finger. It has battery technology so advanced, that it can last your entire commute. The Apple iRing is designed by iJony Ive, to be the most beautiful and functional device ever created by Apple.
The Apple iRing will compete with the Android Cuff-Linkdroid and the Microsoft eButt-On electronic button.


65 posted on 04/18/2015 6:38:17 AM PDT by BRK
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To: BRK
If you like the Apple watch, then you’ll love the Apple iRing. It’s a ring that connects ...

LOL. I'm thinking you may be on to something. Better grab that Apple stock while it is still affordable.

66 posted on 04/18/2015 9:01:02 AM PDT by InterceptPoint
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To: Swordmaker
Patently absurd. You believing that is what I find creepy.

you're sort of proving my point.

67 posted on 04/18/2015 9:49:04 AM PDT by JohnBrowdie (http://forum.stink-eye.net)
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68 posted on 04/18/2015 9:50:30 AM PDT by Neidermeyer ("Our courts should not be collection agencies for crooks." — John Waihee, Governor of Hawaii, 1986-)
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To: ctdonath2

I agree completely.

My understanding of the current iWatch is that it requires an iPhone to function completely.

Is that not currect? Does the iWatch function as a phone all on its own?


69 posted on 04/18/2015 9:55:50 AM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network (http://www.census.gov/foreign-tradebalance/c5700.html)
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To: InterceptPoint
This is probably a better device (Samsung) and it's cheaper... but it isn't "Apple" so it isn't "cool" ,, like you I see no purpose to what amounts to a bluetooth device on your wrist when headsets have been available for decades. Call me when it is a standalone device and doesn't have to piggyback on an iPhone... it's JUST A TOY and will live it's life (after the first month) in the bottom of a jewelry box.


70 posted on 04/18/2015 10:03:54 AM PDT by Neidermeyer ("Our courts should not be collection agencies for crooks." — John Waihee, Governor of Hawaii, 1986-)
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To: W.
Is there any idea if they are working on inductive charging, like a mat you could toss all these things on when you crash, and they charge without having to plug them all in separately?

The Apple Watch is inductively charged. A magnetic induction charger antenna is attached to the back of the watch to charge it at night. Just tossing it on a mat won't work because of orientation problems; the watch band would get in the way.

71 posted on 04/18/2015 11:03:15 AM PDT by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users contnue...)
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To: InterceptPoint
Just what is this bloody thing supposed to be good for?

I don't have a clue but if you have not watched the TV Series Tera Nova maybe you could get a clue what it might be used for toward the end of the series.

I doubt you or I are their target user base.

72 posted on 04/18/2015 11:46:59 AM PDT by itsahoot (55 years a republican-Now Independent. Will write in Sarah Palin, no matter who runs. RIH-GOP)
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To: Cringing Negativism Network

Yes, it’s an extension of the phone - for those who use the phone a great deal.


73 posted on 04/18/2015 12:23:46 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (Hillary:polarizing/calculating/disingenuous/insincere/ambitious/inevitable/entitled/overconfident/se)
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To: InterceptPoint; ctdonath2; Star Traveler; amigatec
Try watching a YouTube video or reading and posting to FR with your shiny new iWatch. Good luck with that.

Neither of those are listed functions of the Apple Watch. . . nor would they be something one would wish to do with one.

Several benefits that I can see:

  1. Quickly answer the iPhone without having to dig the iPhone out of your pocket, purse, or briefcase before the call goes to visible voice mail.
  2. Quickly Initiate a telephone call by voice by telling Siri to call by name or phone number without having to dig the iPhone out of your pocket, purse, or briefcase.
  3. Quickly see a text, MMS, or alert at a glance to see if you need to take any action to handle the information without digging your iPhone out of your pocket, purse, or briefcase.
  4. Respond to a received quick glance text or MMS with a quick select choice from a set of prepared options directly from the Apple Watch.
  5. Respond to a received quick glance text or MMS with a more complex dictated reply using Siri.
  6. Send a text to any individual in your address book or phone number by dictating it to Siri.
  7. Using Siri, ask for directions to any destination and have Siri provide turn-by-turn directions either by driving, bicycling, or walking.
  8. Ask Siri for directions to the nearest gas station or restaurant.
  9. Ask Siri any question, without using your iPhone directly, some can be answered by Siri by voice, some on the screen of the Watch, some you may have to get out the iPhone to read fully. Your choice.
  10. Set and check appointments from your calendars using Siri.
  11. Make appointments and reservations using Siri.
  12. Monitor your walking, running, bicycling, resting, with or without the presence of your iPhone.
  13. Monitor your heart rate while exercising, with or without the presence of your iPhone.
  14. For patients under medical care, send heart rate and pattern to your cardiologisit or clinic instantly or on a schedule.
  15. Use ApplePay without digging out your iPhone from your pocket, purse, or briefcase at several hundred thousand retail stores and restaurants.
  16. Instantly open digitally locked doors without taking any action at all.
  17. Plays a limited selection of your iTunes music while you are jogging, or walking, bicycling without carrying your iPhone with you.
  18. Remote control for your Apple TV.

Those are just the ones I have read about without going in to the thousands of apps that Apple is now talking about that will be available on April 24th when the Apple Watch will start being delivered.

74 posted on 04/18/2015 3:09:30 PM PDT by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users contnue...)
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To: Swordmaker

Nice list but not stuff I do. But you are probably right about the use of Sirii. But what do you do when You say “Fullerton” to your iWatch and Siri hears “Fulton”? Editing will be a bear.


75 posted on 04/18/2015 3:36:21 PM PDT by InterceptPoint
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To: BRK
If you like the Apple watch, then you’ll love the Apple iRing. It’s a ring that connects to your Apple Watch (that’s connected to your iPhone in your pocket) so that you will no longer be burdened to raise your cuff to see the Apple watch. Messages are displayed in the unprecedented unbelievable amazing retinal sapphire display. The iRing display is so advanced, that it can display an incredible FULL character at a time. iRoll technology allows you switch between apps by simply rolling the iRing around your finger. It has battery technology so advanced, that it can last your entire commute. The Apple iRing is designed by iJony Ive, to be the most beautiful and functional device ever created by Apple.
The Apple iRing will compete with the Android Cuff-Linkdroid and the Microsoft eButt-On electronic button.

Hilarious.

However, for those older folks who eschew jewelry, Apple is going to be releasing the iLiver spot, which can be hidden on the back of the discriminating oldsters hand. . . It activates only when the senior citizen weakly raises their arm and squints at the appropriate location between the blue veins. Phone calls are directly routed to the senior's hearing aid, bypassing the need for microphone and speaker in the iLiver spot. As a bonus, the owner of the iLiver spot will have a reason for people thinking they are talking to themselves; they can just point to their ear and say "phone call!"

The sub-dermal placement of the iLiver spot makes this revolutionary technology completely waterproof and the senior owner of the iLiver spot can safely use the device in their walk-in bathtubs. Powered by electrical skin capacitance, the iLiver spot never needs recharging and comes with a short life time guarantee.

Also available in the Apple iTattoo version for younger Apple fans. Requires Apple Bluetooth ear bud required in lieu of hearing aid.

76 posted on 04/18/2015 3:37:48 PM PDT by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users contnue...)
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To: Swordmaker; InterceptPoint; ctdonath2; Star Traveler
Another use for this is, most states have a law against using cell phones while driving, with this you can look to see if the call or text is important enough to pull over to answer.

This would be the reason I would buy it. I drive a lot.

77 posted on 04/18/2015 3:41:37 PM PDT by amigatec (2 Thess 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
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To: JohnBrowdie
you're sort of proving my point.

How? In that you have claimed something that none of the Apple iPhone or iPad users have NEVER heard before as common? The fact that someone like you is hearing such a weird rumor about Apple devices is creepy.

Who spreads such an odd claims that Apple devices "need to be fed?" Who makes up such crap?

I have NEVER, in almost 40 years of working with Apple users, ever heard an Apple user say, "I've got to go home to feed my Apple (insert Apple product here)."

That you would believe such a claim that Apple users would ever say such a thing, or believe such a thing, or that some non-Apple user would even spread such a claim, that IS what is creepy.

After maintaining the Apple Ping List on Freerepublic for over ten years, I thought I could not be surprised at anything the Apple haters could come up with, but i was wrong; you surprised me with your statement. . . not that I am counting you among the haters.

78 posted on 04/18/2015 3:48:45 PM PDT by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users contnue...)
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To: Swordmaker; InterceptPoint; Star Traveler; amigatec

More Watch apps:

- “Geofence” tickets, like having your ticket code appear on the Watch as you approach the airline loading gate (or other e-ticket-requiring location), able to scan or proximity your boarding pass while your hands are full of luggage.
- Games. C’mon, you know this will be big once something as addictive as Angry Birds is invented for the new platform.
- There are medical applications coming that will blow your mind.
- Adaptive watch faces and context-dependent apps: depending on where you are, how fast you’re moving, and what your calendar notes, different expressions of time are more useful; nice to have those appear as appropriate. Nighttime, at home, not moving? you don’t need seconds or exact minutes, but good time to track your movement (I’ve nearly a year logged on my sleep app). Driving to work in the morning? show countdown & ETA. Lunch? time left. Party? crazy watch face. At fine dining? elegant style. To complicated? pick a random time display style. All without having to decide & set the face motif. Maybe you get the idea.
- Accurate & automatic time zones & DST. Traveling? kinda sucks when you don’t know quite where the time zone line is. DST? less I have to deal with it the better. Both cases, your time setting is accurate within milliseconds and feet.


79 posted on 04/18/2015 6:11:41 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (Hillary:polarizing/calculating/disingenuous/insincere/ambitious/inevitable/entitled/overconfident/se)
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To: BRK; InterceptPoint; Swordmaker
iRing? you're so far behind the satire it's funny.


80 posted on 04/18/2015 6:17:48 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (Hillary:polarizing/calculating/disingenuous/insincere/ambitious/inevitable/entitled/overconfident/se)
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