YOU THINK BEING TRANS-BLACK IS BAD, RACHEL DOLEZAL? WAIT TILL YOU HEAR ABOUT MY PROBLEM…

Breitbart ^ | 6/12/2015 | James Delingpole

[moneyrunner]

I was born an 18th century Duke with a vast estate, a stable of two dozen hunters, a bevy of mistresses, a summer “nooky house”, more estates in the West Indies (where I can assure you that the workers are all very happy with their lot and address me cheerfully as “Massa Duke, Sir”), a beautiful if slightly remote wife who is related to the King, lots of paintings (especially of me) by Gainsborough and Reynolds, yet I am trapped in the body of a middle-class, middle-aged journalist in ugly, pointless, 21st century Britain.

And it is HELL, I tell you, hell.

[Leaning Right]

Ha! By the way, are you a fan of old time radio by any chance? I ask that because the Nero Wolfe radio episodes with Sidney Greenstreet are quite good. iIf you are interested, let me know and I'll send you a link.

Volunteers have converted most of the great old radio shows into mp3 files. You can download them for free as they are in the public domain.

[tflabo]

That would be lox for you miss m. Add with some schmear on a bagel and voila....

[Joe 6-pack]

Never mind.
I am Spartacus.

[Leep]

My mother and father were Transparent. They spent my whole childhood trying to cover it up. Finally, one day, when i was around 16 years old, i blurted out “i can see right through you!”

[Leaning Right]

I’m through with this thread.

Wise move. The anti-salmon trolls on this thread are just trying to bait you. I've seen other folks fall for that, hook, line, and sinker.

And I really mean that. I'm not just fishing for compliments.

(Sorry, couldn't resist...enjoy your lox!)

[miss marmelstein]

Words can hurt, ya know! I propose that free republic ban the use of the following words: bait, fishing and hook, line and sinker.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

A friend of mine is a trans-zebra and he went to live out in the wild but something unfortunate occurred.

[miss marmelstein]

By the way, I claim white fish privilege. Couldn’t resist!

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

When I was a kid I thought I was American Indian, until I got the urge to scalp people and drink alcohol based hair spray (Cheyenne champagne).

[left that other site]

In your honor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k77EE3a7DUg

[null and void]

And just wait till I tell you what I have planned for Halloween!

[tx_eggman]

No, I am the eggman!!!

[ravenwolf]

Good story m’lord!

But seriously I believe many people are below or above what they are fitted for.

I know quite a few who live in luxury and go to swanky places to dine who are much better fitted for living in straw huts and eating out of the community pot with their hands.

And there are those who are actually locked up in cages who in different circumstances could do a much better job of running the world than the ones who are running it.

[null and void]

Sorry, couldn't resist...

Reel-ly!

[central_va]

In this crazy world there is hope for us yet.

[miss marmelstein]

Is that what they call it? I just call it rot gut when I guzzle it.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

LOL!

[Hiddigeigei]

Are you a turtle?
Bet your sweet ass I am!

Beat me to it!

[Leaning Right]

Reel-ly!

Well played!

As a side note, here we see one difference between liberal and conservatives. Liberals are alternately whiny and preachy. Conservatives on the other hand are more lighthearted, and tend to have a good sense of humor.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Hey, I took that same oath back in 1966!