Posted on 06/14/2015 9:26:07 AM PDT by moneyrunner
I was born an 18th century Duke with a vast estate, a stable of two dozen hunters, a bevy of mistresses, a summer “nooky house”, more estates in the West Indies (where I can assure you that the workers are all very happy with their lot and address me cheerfully as “Massa Duke, Sir”), a beautiful if slightly remote wife who is related to the King, lots of paintings (especially of me) by Gainsborough and Reynolds, yet I am trapped in the body of a middle-class, middle-aged journalist in ugly, pointless, 21st century Britain.
And it is HELL, I tell you, hell.
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
The comments at the link are off the charts funny...
LOL! Perfect. You know speaking of the GD, they have this movie out on Bob Weir on Netflix called “The other one: the long strange trip of Bob Weir” and it suppose to be excellent. If I get the time I’m dying to see it.
Yeah here it is on IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3692768/
A 7.9 rating is really good because a lot of movies on that website rarely get rated more than an 8
Thank You! I will check it out!
Conservatives on the other hand are more lighthearted, and tend to have a good sense of humor.
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This is one of the funnier threads I have read here.
I could be the Walrus, I’d still have to bum rides off people.
I am the Lizard King, I can do anything.
Velvet Turtle Cupertino, CA 1968
Ahhhh, those were the days.
My suggestion is to make sure you also force society to conform to your new identity. Make them use the pronouns that you are ENTITLED to!
Wrong: His, Him, He
Right: His Magnificence, Your Grace, His Majesty, Your Highness
Make sure to correct everyone when they get it wrong! And use hashtags for the love of God! #TransClassAlly
Smoke yourself and offer yourself up with bagels and cream cheese, and then we'll talk.
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