Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Obama balances the budget every day.
On the backs of our children’s children’s children.
..but on our side of the salty pond a good Louisville Slugger will be an excellent approximation..
And on another front, I now have a Longcat disassembling a chunk of antistatic foam that came with a piece of electronica..
Broadstripe and Comcast have determined that watching TV is bad for you, so they’re taking all the good* channels off the air and replacing them with reality channels and infomercials.
*There are no good TV shows, there are only better TV shows. Go cold turkey for at least a year and then just try to watch something you used to like. Every time I asked myself, “How could I have ever sat still through x minutes of this?”
I’m actually gonna guess Win-Tin-Tin.
The first tip is to move your mouse to the upper left corner and the thing should go away and NEVER COME BACK.
If that doesn’t do it, use Windows-S to get the Search box and ener “device manager” (not to be confused with device mangler which is what the OS is) and expand on the Human Interface Devices line. Double-click on the “HID-compliant touch screen” line and note that Win-Tin-Tin thinks everything’s peachy. Go to the Driver and click Disable and confirm when Win-Tin-Tin asks if you’re nuts.
You can always re-enable it later, but you probably won’t want to.
I haven’t tried any of this, just repeating what Mr. Google tole me.
Clever move that.
Give the packaging to your domesticated self propelled universal shredding operative.
Makes it easier to put in the bin.
I try not to vent any more as it clears the room.
Sometimes the paint on the walls starts peeling, too.
“Freedom’s just another word for ‘unlimited line of credit.’”
With apologies to Janis Joplin.
Yes, oft-times it is difficult to distinguish between good satire and political speech.
For instance, saying "Obama is a non American America hating muslime with anti-Israel and globalistic communist world view who delights in fomenting discord while implementing jihadist 'death to America' policies. Not to mention that he's either horrendously incompetent or treacherously treasonous." falls into the genre of satire.
On the other hand, saying "Obama is either horrendously incompetant or treacherously treasonous because he's a non American America hating muslime with anti-Israel and globalistic communist world view who delights in fomenting discord.." could be construed by the left as political speech.
Note the subtle difference. ;-)
By either perspective however, both statements are true...
OK.. now I need to go get some car parts..
Then we arrive at defamation of character .....
He doesn’t need any assistance on that front.
There is no discernible character to defame.
So my Skype just told me that bing rewards could allow me to win a Surface Pro 3.
Isn’t that a punishment?
All bases covered!
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What did Will do?
Gave the keys to James.
On his nose every day :0)
January 2017
I think I’ll Do that.
I think he does a good job of that himself.
I’m gonna do it again!
Really!
3600!!!!!!
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