Dogs: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! I gotta go check out the smells outside! Mommy! Mommy! mommy! I might have messages out there! Honest! And I have to glaaaare at the neighbor’s mean cat! Mommmy Mommy! Mommy!
Mine keep warning me about the savage Mongol hordes [UPS/FedEx] and wolf packs they are sure lurk with maleficence just outside the threshold.
Okay, they’re sort of right on one point...we have Eastern Wolves [aka “coyotes”] but they’re not in the yard or the goat pasture so I don’t really need to know about their every move in the woods.
:)