***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

h/t ray

And you think you've got problems?

above two pix h/t Dave

21 posted on 08/21/2015 6:19:38 AM PDT by upchuck (Drinking buddies and BFFs: Satan, nobama and the AntiChrist.)

"So what could I do but test drive an orange pantsuit"

22 posted on 08/21/2015 6:19:49 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana

To: left that other site

Just made it into the Top Twenty. :-)

23 posted on 08/21/2015 6:20:24 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)

24 posted on 08/21/2015 6:21:12 AM PDT by PROCON (FReeping on CRUZ Control)

25 posted on 08/21/2015 6:21:39 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)

26 posted on 08/21/2015 6:21:49 AM PDT by the_boy_who_got_lost (Need a laugh? ThingsITrustMoreThanHillary.com)

27 posted on 08/21/2015 6:22:46 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)

To: Liberty Valance

Based on the ingredients listed, taking that might result in your last night. :)

28 posted on 08/21/2015 6:24:13 AM PDT by upchuck (Drinking buddies and BFFs: Satan, nobama and the AntiChrist.)

To: Liberty Valance

Cough? What cough? LMAO.

29 posted on 08/21/2015 6:27:59 AM PDT by TADSLOS (A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)

IN! TOP...something...

30 posted on 08/21/2015 6:28:02 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)

To: Liberty Valance; Lazamataz

31 posted on 08/21/2015 6:28:56 AM PDT by TADSLOS (A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)

32 posted on 08/21/2015 6:35:31 AM PDT by TexasCajun (I'll believe in man-made global warming when those that believe it, act like it.)

Books that hold the world record for the shortest stories, you must have a pretty good long term memory and be well informed to fully appreciate the humor. Just remember some of these are very, very short books....

World’s Shortest Books
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan
& Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
________________________________________
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By “The Rev Jesse Jackson” & “The Rev Al Sharpton”
______________________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
_________________
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
_____________________________________
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
____________________________________
HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. J ack Kevorkian
__________________________________
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
_______________________________________
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
And foreword by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
____________________________________________________
HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
___________________________________________________
AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
________________________________________________________
And the shortest book of them all.......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama

33 posted on 08/21/2015 6:35:35 AM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)

34 posted on 08/21/2015 6:37:52 AM PDT by TexasCajun (I'll believe in man-made global warming when those that believe it, act like it.)

Some things never change

35 posted on 08/21/2015 6:37:58 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

To: Liberty Valance

36 posted on 08/21/2015 6:38:18 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

37 posted on 08/21/2015 6:38:51 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

38 posted on 08/21/2015 6:39:33 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

39 posted on 08/21/2015 6:40:16 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

40 posted on 08/21/2015 6:41:31 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

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