Posted on 08/27/2015 9:44:34 PM PDT by hapnHal
I am sorry that I have not been very responsive to post comments lately. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who do not know what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that has been found to be widespread and highly contagious.
January, 2015 – Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue its rapid spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF.
Symptoms include:
* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Muslim terrorists.
* Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O’Reilly factor.
* Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama – twice.
* Extreme pain and discomfort due to vomiting from seeing terrorists murdering innocent people nightly.
* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host and presidential confidant.
Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.
If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in November of 2016.
Amen
Me likey! I think I may also be suffering with it.
Very, very well done !
LOL...I stole this and put it on my FB wall. Hope ya don’t mind.
I have had it for years. Can I apply for welfare with it? s/
A lot of that going around. Also the plague.
Well bowled Sir :-)
I find myself actually sick tonight. This made me laugh for a moment, which was a horrible experience. I hate being sick ;)
I thought telling pollsters you intend to vote for Trump (or in some cases Carson, Cruz, or Fiorina) was also one of the symptoms, or at least an indicator. I have the Cruz variety.
Don’t forget;
Severe nosebleeds, and dental damage from continual facepalms, and grinding your teeth for 8 years.
Didn’t know why I was losing sleep at night and constantly running to sit on my man throne. In the morning I found my hair with bald spots. But now I think I know. I have the same symptoms you have. Lol
There is cure on the horizon. Hang in there a little while longer.
HAH! ... I did the same thing
I thought one of the syptums was Tourette Syndrome. I could be wrong though. Just watching BOR at 8 sets that off in me.
I actually considered using Rowdy N. Pistof as my freeper name.
Lol
You forgot the caveat:
This is not medical advice. Consult your doctor.
“There is a certain segment of the population that a discussion on the cleansing of could lead to some very positive results for certain prospective presidential candidates who want to save this country from destruction.
It is not a race of people but rather a fascist form of government poorly disguised as a religion that screams to be eradicated from the Unites States of America, and then the world.
Everybody knows what it is. Somebody needs to start talking about that cleansing, if we must talk of cleansing. “
And there you go.
That was really good.
I think a good slogan to describe the Obama years would be:
“Can it get any worse?
Yes, it can!”
Like!
+1
Does Obamacare cover treating the condition until the cute arrives?
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