Answer not in first paragraph. FAIL!
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P.S. Or answer so obvious (sexually transmitted diseases) that it doesn't warrant an article about it.
Golf is better than sex. It lasts 4 hours, lots of fresh air, green grass, company of 3 pals, never catch any STD’s, no costs after it is finished, makes you walk 6 miles, you do not need to wine and dine the green’s keeper before playing, the golf course never has a headache, and never boring or repetitious.