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Surprise! Science Says Your Cat Wants To Kill You
Uproxx ^ | October 30, 2015 | ALYSSA FIKSE

Posted on 10/30/2015 7:21:09 PM PDT by BulletBobCo

The ancient Egyptians and everyone on the internet may worship cats, but the feeling is less than mutual. Researchers from the University of Edinburgh worked with the Bronx Zoo on a study comparing the behavioral patterns of house cats with their much larger cousins. By rating them in the “Big Five” personality traits — Openness to Experience, Conscientiousness, Extraversion/Introversion, Agreeableness and Neuroticism — researchers uncovered quite a bit about your “devoted” companions.

With this feline Meyers Briggs test, they found that your fuzzy roommates had basically the same personalities as African lions, being dominant, impulsive and neurotic. Sure, they’re also playful, clever and inquisitive, but their findings show that the only thing keeping them from murdering in you in your sleep is their size. Cats are no dummies, so as long as you’re ten times bigger than them, you’re probably ok.

According to psychologist Dr. Max Wachtel, understanding is the key to a symbiotic relationship with your cat.

“It is good to understand the personality characteristics of our pets. Different cats have different personalities. But as a species, there are a lot of commonalities. They’re cute and furry and cuddly, but we need to remember when we have cats as pets, we are inviting little predators into our house. For a lot of people, it is worth it. Cats can be fantastic, sweet companions. Until they turn on you.”


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: kittyping
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To: BulletBobCo
My cat wants to kill me?

Of course he does and will if I don't keep feeding him.

He doesn't take much crap from anybody....


21 posted on 10/30/2015 7:33:01 PM PDT by PROCON (A proud CRUZader.)
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To: BulletBobCo

"It's a cookbook!!!"

22 posted on 10/30/2015 7:33:15 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: BulletBobCo

Science Says Your Cat Wants To Kill You...

And EAT you!


23 posted on 10/30/2015 7:34:32 PM PDT by ETL (Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better and safer America)
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To: rockrr
I love dogs but find cats fascinating.

Ditto that. Cats are endlessly interesting to watch. But as for observing dogs, after a while it gets boring.

The flip side is that a good dog will watch over you, even if you don't watch over it. The average cat is, well, a bit more mercenary in that regard.

24 posted on 10/30/2015 7:34:50 PM PDT by Leaning Right (Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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To: tinyowl

“I love my cat because she is a mini death machine,”

Yep, cats are nature’s most perfect killing machines. That’s just one of many great reasons to have them as companions.


25 posted on 10/30/2015 7:35:36 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: PROCON

That will wise up a dumb kid.


26 posted on 10/30/2015 7:36:42 PM PDT by Karl Spooner
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To: BulletBobCo

Just remember - dogs have masters; cats have servants...


27 posted on 10/30/2015 7:36:47 PM PDT by CA Conservative (Texan by birth, Californian by circumstance)
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To: Darksheare; doc1019; WENDLE
Yeah, just like poster at 2..

WENDLE claims to be 15.

Hey, WENDLE, you're 15 and you already hate cats?

28 posted on 10/30/2015 7:36:55 PM PDT by PROCON (A proud CRUZader.)
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To: BulletBobCo

My animals always know who the big dog is.

That said, I treat em like big babies.


29 posted on 10/30/2015 7:37:03 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: PROCON
He doesn't take much crap from anybody....

Cats are conservatives, and dogs are liberals.

30 posted on 10/30/2015 7:37:30 PM PDT by Leaning Right (Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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To: BulletBobCo
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31 posted on 10/30/2015 7:37:46 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: JoeProBono
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32 posted on 10/30/2015 7:38:06 PM PDT by ETL (Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better and safer America)
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To: BulletBobCo
Surprise! Science Says Your Cat Wants To Kill You

I knew it all along...

33 posted on 10/30/2015 7:38:11 PM PDT by sargon
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To: BulletBobCo

Martin, how could you?. Doesn’t 13 years mean anything?


34 posted on 10/30/2015 7:38:23 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Congress will have blood on their hands if anything happens because of the Iran appeasement)
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To: BulletBobCo

We have a calico we adopted from a feral state. That critter actually loves me. It holds me and nuzzles when I hit the sack. It is borderline kinky. No way that thing wants to kill me. Actually, my wife might be in danger . . .


35 posted on 10/30/2015 7:38:38 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth
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To: redfreedom

I have two Pits. Cats are dead.


36 posted on 10/30/2015 7:38:42 PM PDT by WENDLE (Trump is not bought . He is no puppet.)
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To: BulletBobCo

Can’t say as I blame him today. We brought another feline into his home. He now has one more subject to keep in line.


37 posted on 10/30/2015 7:39:00 PM PDT by FourPeas ("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
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To: catnipman

My step mother got me a bird feeder a few years back for Christmas. When I opened it, I said “AWESOME! A cat feeder!”


38 posted on 10/30/2015 7:40:03 PM PDT by digger48
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To: BulletBobCo

39 posted on 10/30/2015 7:40:36 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: JoeProBono
But then - Leopard vs. croc
40 posted on 10/30/2015 7:42:00 PM PDT by pa_dweller (But 'twould be an ill world for weaponless dreamers if evil men were not now and then slain - JRK)
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