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Amy Schumer Poses Topless for Annual Pirelli Calendar
Breitbart ^ | November 30, 2015 | Kipp Jones

Posted on 12/01/2015 8:09:57 AM PST by C19fan

Comedian and actress Amy Schumer poses topless in the 43rd edition of the Pirelli Calendar.

Holding a cup of coffee, the Trainwreck star, who is this year’s Miss December, poses for the annual publication wearing only a pair of underwear.

Schumer, 34, shared a snap of the shoot on Twitter.

(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: amyschumer; cousinofchuckie; ick; pirelli; schumer
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Burn out your eyes moment.
1 posted on 12/01/2015 8:09:58 AM PST by C19fan
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To: C19fan

Sure it isn’t a Michelin Man Calender?


2 posted on 12/01/2015 8:11:20 AM PST by gwgn02
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To: C19fan

Egads!

She looks more like Holly Holms and less like Rhonda Rousy.

Still, she looks like she can kick my backside in a street-fight.


3 posted on 12/01/2015 8:12:21 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym defines the science.)
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To: C19fan

Eye Bleach! Aaaaargh!


4 posted on 12/01/2015 8:12:42 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: C19fan

Shit. I never saw sideways abs. Maybe they call them fat-folds.

That slag gives skanks a bad name.


5 posted on 12/01/2015 8:13:15 AM PST by Gaffer
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To: C19fan

6 posted on 12/01/2015 8:13:18 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: C19fan

At least now I don’t have to decide what I want for lunch. That is one frightening picture...


7 posted on 12/01/2015 8:13:26 AM PST by Russ (Repeal the '17th amendment.)
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To: C19fan

Okay, say you’re going to pose naked for a public document. Why would you choose a pose that accentuates your rolls of fat?


8 posted on 12/01/2015 8:13:29 AM PST by Last Dakotan
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To: C19fan

200lb barrage balloon


9 posted on 12/01/2015 8:13:43 AM PST by Zathras
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To: C19fan

Waiting for Laz’ comment.


10 posted on 12/01/2015 8:14:20 AM PST by catfish1957 (I display the Confederate Battle Flag with pride in honor of my brave ancestors who fought w/ valor)
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To: C19fan
You have to be self loathing to allow yourself to be photographed in such an unflattering manner when any competent photographer can make a decent looking woman look pretty.

It doesn't help that a lesbian with an ax to grind did the photo.

11 posted on 12/01/2015 8:14:51 AM PST by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: C19fan

I admit I looked.

I am not proud.

She looks like most American women. Maybe even a little better.

But I need not see it again. If I want to see rolls, I need only lift my shirt.


12 posted on 12/01/2015 8:14:52 AM PST by Vermont Lt (I had student debt. It came from a bank. Not from the Govt.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, need a ruling.


13 posted on 12/01/2015 8:15:22 AM PST by mad_as_he$$ ("It gets late early around here..." Yogi)
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To: C19fan

Trainwreck how apropos.


14 posted on 12/01/2015 8:15:32 AM PST by Cyman
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
She looks more like Holly Holms and less like Rhonda Rousy.

Holly Holm is in far better shape than Schumer. Come to think of it, after that bout, she's in better shape than Rousey, too.

15 posted on 12/01/2015 8:15:39 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (I got nothin'.)
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My eyes! It stings more knowing she is a liberal dem and related to Chucky Schumer. Oh my, what is seen cannot be unseen.....
16 posted on 12/01/2015 8:15:53 AM PST by martinidon
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To: catfish1957

Laz will be here as soon as he’s finished dry-heaving in the restroom.


17 posted on 12/01/2015 8:16:10 AM PST by tanknetter
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To: C19fan

Well on her way to Helen Thomas!


18 posted on 12/01/2015 8:17:10 AM PST by Redleg Duke (The Federal Government is nothing but a welfare program with a dress code!)
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To: gwgn02

The irony isn’t lost on me that Pirelli is a tire company.


19 posted on 12/01/2015 8:17:15 AM PST by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: IYAS9YAS

oh no


20 posted on 12/01/2015 8:17:30 AM PST by Col Frank Slade
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