Hawaii can’t seem to name anything after native son Obama

WAPO ^ | Dec. 25, 2015 | Greg Jaffe and Juliet Eilperin

[PROCON]

[Colonel_Flagg]

If the sand is white, Stanley Chang is a racist.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Maybe Indonesia or Kenya can get on it.

[PROCON]

How about if the sand is half-white?

[NonValueAdded]

Do not they have any landfills?

[Cold Heart]

“re-christen” The irony is strong.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

No Porta-Pottys in Hawaii? *SMIRK*

[butlerweave]

Do they have Snakes ?

[Catmom]

Not even a sewage treatment plant?

[Colonel_Flagg]

Beer summit.

[Yaelle]

Name the backed up sewage problem around the river in Honolulu the Barack Hussein Obama System. Hawaii’s own Royal Flush.

[upchuck]

The Barack Obama Trash Dump.

Nah, now that I’ve typed that it seems too highfaluting.

[tflabo]

Didn’t they move or relocate Bammy’s statue in some Indonesian park?

[doc1019]

I’m sure there are multitudes of public restrooms just begging for a name.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Sure...by all means, let’s name it in his honor. Vote for three...
“Audacity of Dope Beach”
“Choom Beach”
“Roof Hit Beach”
“Sweet-Sticky Hawaiian Buds Beach”
“Maui Wowie Beach”
“Kauai Electric Beach”
“Puna Bud Beach”
“Kona Gold Beach”
“Total Absorption Beach”
“Intercepted! Beach”
“VW Choomwagon Beach”
“Crimson Bong Beach”
“Pot Head Pres Beach”
“Wasted Beach”
“Wow Like Man Beach”

[luvie]

“Bama Dump

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

No beaches. Do something that commemorates what he sees as his true mission as President. Name the building housing the “changing” rooms on the beach after him and make them all transgender ready.

[Chode]

there's gotta be a rest stop bathroom someplace they could slap it's name on

something like 0bama's Gloryhole or somesuch

[Blood of Tyrants]

There is the Barak Obama sewage treatment plant.

[Calvin Locke]

Not even a sewage treatment plant?

I've seen references to a pretty nasty canal.