Hawaii can’t seem to name anything after native son Obama

WAPO ^ | Dec. 25, 2015 | Greg Jaffe and Juliet Eilperin

[Stayfree]

Or Bathhouse Barry Gay Beach for some cesspool of a beach..

[Rastus]

Right outside of Honolulu is a hole that burps out sea water. Could call that that. But, why denigrate a natural feature?

[clearcarbon]

"Name a trash dump after the commie bastard like North Dakota did...with the Barack Obama Memorial Landfill.."

Good idea. The Tomb of the Unknown Unborn needs a home.

[Mastador1]

How about the “Barry Soetoro Sewage Treatment facility” with the motto “Trust Your Crap to Soetoro, He Knows How To Work It”.

[Chode]

that'd be wrong

[doug from upland]

Spouting Horn in Poipu.

[uglybiker]

Not even a sewage treatment plant?

Nah. Sewage treatment plants get rid of sh*t. Bammy just adds to it.

[Daaave]

Right outside of Honolulu is a hole that burps out sea water.

Do you mean 'Halona Blowhole?' Were you reluctant to name it? It was my first thought. Second, was some random school. The 'Barak Blowhole' does have a certain ring to it.

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[Cowboy Bob]

That was my first (and only) thought...

[Tennessee Nana]

In Antiqua, in the Caribbean, Boggy Mountain was renamed Mount Obama to inspire the black kids on the island that they too can become anything and climb as high as they want too since a black man has lead the way and is now the POTUS.....

Obama is hardly a good role model but what would the people on the island know...

[Peter ODonnell]

Maybe they can rename the 57th state Obamaland.

[altura]

Oahu is rife with homeless people they keep trying to shuttle out of sight when Obama shows up. They could name something Obama Homeless Beach.

[altura]

You are so right. The people here don’t seem at all pleased that he comes for vacation even.

They’ve just been bemoaning on Facebook about all the money he and his family spend coming here.

We like tourists but only those who pay their way. He probably doesn’t spend a dime of his own money.

[jobim]

That's a picture of Spencer Beach on the Big Island. I have camped there many times,
mostly directly under that big tree you see. The pavilion was constructed by FDR's CCC.

[jobim]

There was also “toilet bowl” near blowhole. Certainly a worthy candidate.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Surely they have a state prison there that needs a new name.

[jobim]

I have 2 nominations:

1) Club Hubba Hubba in Chinatown to be re-christened as Club ObamaMama

I drove a taxi in Honolulu a few decades ago, and around 5pm each night I would get
calls from Makiki condos to pick up prostitutes and transvestites who plied their trade at
Club Hubba Hubba on Hotel Street. If I worked early the next morning, sometimes I'd
pick up young GIs from these same condos, and I think in most cases they never knew
they were with a transvestite due to intoxication.

2) Hula's Bar And Lei Stand on Kuhio in Waikiki to be re-christened Obama's
Fundamental Cultural Transformation Bar & Lei Stand

This was the homosexual mecca of Honolulu in its day. It is also a place of "fundamental
transformation" for it is here, during a convention of the American Psychiatric
Association's convention in Honolulu in 1973, over drinks, a few of the leaders decided to
remove the designation "disordered" from homosexual individuals

[upchuck]

There ya go! :)

[Rastus]

No, I saw it as a kid and didn’t know the name. I’m sure a minute of research would have found it, but I appreciate your giving the proper name. It would be appropriate, though I wouldn’t disgrace a road apple with that beast’s name.