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8 Reasons We Should Elect A Cat for President
Students for Liberty ^ | 7/6/2014

Posted on 01/24/2016 11:07:20 AM PST by Slings and Arrows

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To: Sasparilla
Cats have hairballs

Dogs lick theirs then lick your face.

Cats scratch furniture

Dogs CHEW furniture

Cats miss their box

Leave a dog home alone for two days and you'll find misses and pisses all over the place.

Cats dont use their box

See above

Cats scream when in heat

Dogs will hump your leg even if YOU're not in heat. You're wife screams during sex too but you never complained about that. In fact, you felt proud.

Cats do not obey

Dogs will do anything for a treat, even compromise national security

Cats carry cat scratch fever

Dogs carry Salivasalmonilla and testculargingivitis....then they lick your face. (well not really, I just made that up)

Im allergic to cats.

That explains everything, you're nothing but a catracist..........

41 posted on 01/24/2016 1:18:32 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Dear Santa: Please find a home for every homeless and unwanted cat and dog that is suffering)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Since that cat on the Moon doesn’t have a reflection in the astronauts face shield does this mean they are part vampire?

No, it's due to the lack of gravity....

42 posted on 01/24/2016 1:21:59 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Dear Santa: Please find a home for every homeless and unwanted cat and dog that is suffering)
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To: Exit148

Nah, its an actual Hasselblad from Apollo 17 just before they took off - must have been a miscalculation by some nerdy cat to blatantly show himself there to mortal men. When NASA saw it they were so terrified that the canceled the whole program ... and now you know the rest of the story ...


43 posted on 01/24/2016 1:27:15 PM PST by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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To: disndat

Of our heard, that would be Tommy. Like The Donald, tough, smart dude. (See ‘about’ page for our heard of cats)


44 posted on 01/25/2016 7:46:57 AM PST by patriot08 (4th geneneration Texan (girl type))
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Heard? Should be herd! Geesh I need more coffee!


45 posted on 01/25/2016 7:54:12 AM PST by patriot08 (4th geneneration Texan (girl type))
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To: Slings and Arrows

A really great humorous article at a time we all need it, but once again I must object to the idea that cats are “indifferent.” All my cats have been as affectionate as dogs. I really wish people would stop this “cats are aloof” thing.


46 posted on 01/25/2016 7:57:47 AM PST by Zionist Conspirator (The "end of history" will be worldwide Judaic Theocracy.)
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To: Sasparilla
Dogs always smell.
Dogs always bark.
Dogs maul people when they enter room.
Dogs eat cat poop.
Dogs drool.
Homes of dog owners ALWAYS SMELL.
Dogs chew and destroy things-->funriture, shoes, etc.
Dogs dig up yards.
Dogs need to be walked ..at least a couple times a day.
Dogs need training.
DOgs need to be exercised...at least once a day.
Dogs cannot be left alone more than 1 day.
Dogs need to be trained.
Dogs are annoying when visiting a home with a dog.
Dogs always need attention.
Dogs bring in tons of dirt to the home.
Dogs need to be groomed alot.
47 posted on 01/26/2016 9:05:26 AM PST by Fawn ("My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge" Hosea 4:6)
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To: fulltlt

Great photo! Thanks.


48 posted on 02/07/2016 5:43:59 AM PST by poconopundit (When the people shall become so corrupted as to need despotic government. Franklin, Const. Conv.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
A cat on the moon properly outfitted...


49 posted on 02/07/2016 5:53:48 AM PST by poconopundit (When the people shall become so corrupted as to need despotic government. Franklin, Const. Conv.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I would definately like to be put on the kitty ping list. Thanks!


50 posted on 02/26/2017 6:02:18 AM PST by poconopundit
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To: poconopundit

You’re added.


51 posted on 02/26/2017 1:34:17 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows
**The ultimate laissez faire animals**? Whatever do you mean?


52 posted on 02/26/2017 1:41:02 PM PST by Daffynition ("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
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