Posted on 01/28/2016 10:09:38 AM PST by BenLurkin
Nano, a 20-year-old Norwegian woman, is featured by news outlet NRK P3 Verdens Rikeste Land, to reveal that she believes she's a cat trapped in a human's body.
To live as her true self, Nano prefers to crawl on her hands and knees and communicate through meowing. She also claims she hates dogs ("Sometime I hiss when meeting dogs in the street," she says) but loves to sleep in sinks and on windowsills.
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Civil Rights for Cat Persons!
She needs to be able to marry the Tomcat of her dreams!
TransSpeciesism is the wave of the future!
For some comic relief, go to youtube for “Smosh: Every Cat Ever”.
If she can do it, I can do it. I spend so much time in my garage, that I may soon decide to come out as a car. But in small steps; headlights & license tag hardhat, chrome accents & taillights on my shoes, fear of auto junkyards (”they were family to me!”), saying “Vroom! Vroom!!” to indicate approval, etc.
I guess she licks herself instead of taking a bath? LOL
Why haven’t they built her a special bathroom at that railroad station?
I expect NY Deblasio to pass a law that fines people $250,000 if they refuse to call her a cat
Which brings to mind a part of a George Carlin routine ----
"And the dog was licking his balls! Man, if I could do that, I would never leave the house!
>> What brand of Cat Litter does Nano prefurrr?
Depends.
Throw her off the roof 2 stories up. If she lands on her feet and then licks her *** , then she’s a cat.
I wonder if she’s been fixed?
And undercooked Lutefisk
No thank you, “Nano”. I’d rather NOT watch you play your cello again.
She also wears makeup. I’ve never seen my cat put on mascara.
Does she use a litter box, spray all over the house to ‘mark’ her territory and claw the furniture as a scratch-pad???
She must’ve eaten a LOT of paint chips as a kid.
Why not. She should be legally permitted to use any litter box available. Hey...If screwed up men can use the lady’s room why not?
HA. I’d have to see that to believe it.
So this is about providing a female only litter box?
"Hey, does anybody know where I can get some cat handcuffs? I've gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs. Either two little ones like this, to go around the little paws.. or a big one that hooks onto my arm and then hooks onto the cat. I found out my cat was embezzling from me, so I've gotta get a little pair of cat handcuffs. Well, I found out that when I'm away, he goes to the mailbox, picks up the checks, take them down to the bank and cashes them. The way I caught him, I went out to his little house, where he sleeps at night, and there was like $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. And you can't return them, because they have spit all over them.."
Steve Martin
“Meow”.
It’s a double-pinger!
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