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Good Morning!
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Ultimate silliness: Today is the day the government has set aside for you to send in a very large portion of your earnings for redistribution, so everybody pony up their fair share! How else are the dims going to buy votes?
Rollo is here with the rest of the beer theories:
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.! ~ W. C. Fields
Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser. ~ Professor Irwin Corey
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group Salvation in a can! ~ Leo Durocher
A friend is like a good bra... hard to find, supportive, comfortable, always lifts you up, never lets you down or leaves you hanging and is always close to your heart!!!
A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university: "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."
And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a lawyer and a financial planner, each very successful financially. When their father's time had come and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish.
First, it was the doctor who put 10 $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.
Then, came the financial planner, who also put $1,000 there.
Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He dipped into his pocket, took out his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.
He later went on to become a member of Congress.
I never send chain letters, but this one works.
You will be offered sex by simply passing it on! It's easy and INCREDIBLE!
Send 'OBAMA LOVES YOU' to ten recipients.
At least 9 will reply telling you to go f**k yourself.
I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home.
She is 39 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who drives, is a great cook, and keeps a good house. Make your best offer.
As an avowed Marxist, Bernie should know that ‘his’ fries belong to everyone.
That gif of Trump stealing Bernie’s fries made me laugh out loud! It brought to my mind a powerful fun memory of my dad sometimes visiting me at school and eating lunch with me, and doing just that.... he’d reach over and snag a fry - always with an eye-twinkle!
Did this lunch with Bernie and Trump actually happen?
Thanks for the morning day-brightener!
omg that is priceless! thanks for the fun every week!
Is that a baloney sandwich? Bernie, your burger has cheese on it. That’s not keeping kosher.
Oh, you’re a secular Jew aka a smuck who uses religion as a cover for their Marxism. I’ve met better reds than you at real demonstrations.
Amateur, poseur, Karl Marx cling-on.