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Give Your Balls To Hillary
Childhood | 4/24/2016 | blueunicorn6

Posted on 04/24/2016 7:41:13 AM PDT by blueunicorn6

I've seen a few opuses (opi?) here on Free Republic the last couple of days.

They are mostly of the "I'm gonna take my ball and go home!" genre.

Well, those balls aren't going to do much good just sitting in the closet at home.

These people should give their balls to Hillary Clinton.

Hillary isn't much of a basketball player, but she will take these balls and stab them and grind them up and use them as borders for the rose garden at The White House.

So, don't just take your balls and go home, give them to Hillary.

She'll at least get some use from them.

Or, learn to share the ball and stay in the game.


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1 posted on 04/24/2016 7:41:13 AM PDT by blueunicorn6
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To: blueunicorn6

what balls she has...


2 posted on 04/24/2016 7:47:37 AM PDT by brivette (no tagline)
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To: blueunicorn6

What is the subject of this article? A ball you use playing a game, or are we referring to different types of balls which are symbolic of manhood, and the ability to stand up and fight against Hillary???


3 posted on 04/24/2016 7:50:33 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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Give nothing to Hillary but the boot.


4 posted on 04/24/2016 7:53:02 AM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists Call 'em what you will, they all have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: blueunicorn6
In the vein of another internet classic, I looked on a hunch and, lo and behold, there it was: Surprise! The second pic has 3 boobs, guess who's there?
5 posted on 04/24/2016 7:53:18 AM PDT by W. (Screw it. Send in the Marines! NOW!)
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To: blueunicorn6

Yeah, and then she’ll put them in a lock box and you’ll never see them again!


6 posted on 04/24/2016 7:53:57 AM PDT by To Hell With Poverty (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. ~ JFK ~)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

He’s saying give Trump’s KO victory to Ted as a TKO
In the spirit of unity and sharing
and feel good about the lawyers in the back room choosing what’s best for you

Otherwise hillary will get your balls and put them in the same lockbox as those of Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell
Plenty of room since those balls are very small


7 posted on 04/24/2016 7:56:22 AM PDT by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: W.
Thanks for having this on your home page:


8 posted on 04/24/2016 7:59:31 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (When The Ballot No Longer Counts, The Ammo Box Does! What's In Your Ammo Box?(US Conservative)!)
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To: silverleaf

Ummmm.....

The opuses have been coming from the Cruz supporters.

I believe I am supporting James Robinson.


9 posted on 04/24/2016 8:00:12 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

Buck and ball,or just ball?


10 posted on 04/24/2016 8:03:11 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: To Hell With Poverty

She keeps the fibbies’ balls in a lockbox...


11 posted on 04/24/2016 8:03:55 AM PDT by kiryandil (.)
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To: Farmer Dean

You play basketball with deer?

I know about “The give and go”, but I’ve never heard of “The give and doe”.


12 posted on 04/24/2016 8:11:19 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Dilbert San Diego

You’d have to be nuts to think that...


13 posted on 04/24/2016 8:14:39 AM PDT by null and void ("when authority began inspiring contempt, it had stopped being authority" ~ H. Beam Piper)
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To: blueunicorn6

I think it’s “opera.”

There used to be a name for farewell posts. Can’t remember it.


14 posted on 04/24/2016 8:15:12 AM PDT by Arthur McGowan
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To: W.; Lazamataz
The second pic has 3 boobs, guess who's there?

Laz?

15 posted on 04/24/2016 8:16:00 AM PDT by null and void ("when authority began inspiring contempt, it had stopped being authority" ~ H. Beam Piper)
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To: blueunicorn6

Farmer Dean was referring to a type of load used in shotguns when he wrote about “Buck and ball”.

I did not know about that.

Turns out that I don’t know everything.

My wife has been telling me that for years.


16 posted on 04/24/2016 8:22:37 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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“Turns out that I don’t know everything.

My wife has been telling me that for years.”

Aren’t we lucky to have wives who love us and let us know at times, we don’t know everything!?


17 posted on 04/24/2016 8:44:56 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (When The Ballot No Longer Counts, The Ammo Box Does! What's In Your Ammo Box?(US Conservative)!)
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To: Grampa Dave

A married man should forget his mistakes.

There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.


18 posted on 04/24/2016 8:52:41 AM PDT by panaxanax
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To: null and void
Uh-oh, now you've done it!

;)

19 posted on 04/24/2016 8:55:16 AM PDT by W. (Screw it. Send in the Marines! NOW!)
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To: blueunicorn6

Zactlty.

I’m a Cruz supporter but, many here support Trump.

Doesn’t make me a good guy and you a bad guy.

It demonstrates we are just “guys”.

The infighting, “Take my balls and leave” and vitriol are barely sophmoric and absolutely not Socratic.

I understand and respect the arguments and support for each.

We still have to remain vigilent in our support for The Republic.


20 posted on 04/24/2016 8:56:40 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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