Posted on 05/26/2016 4:55:45 AM PDT by ghosthost
I am sure that if the sign said, hiring class of 2018, that would go over much better.
Well played.
Your flappy man boobs
Let’s be honest: not a draw
Anyway, here’s a buck
When unionized strippers want to stage a job action when contract negotiations reach an impasse, what do the do? Come out on stage and put on MORE clothing?
I hate to bring these people down but there are way too many young girls graduating high schools where these stripper jobs will be the apex of their careers.
Given the abysmal state of public education, more young girls are only ready for this type of job than ever before.
Your comment was just a little bit bile inducing. So, a haiku:
New business model:
I’d pay good money to not
To see gross old chicks
Haiku:
A lot of FReepers
Blame the schools but let’s be frank:
Failure starts at home
Pretty good. Has the right syllable count.
You bring out the worst (haikus) in me:
We mock this story
But at its core is a tale
Of sadness and fail
Hey, do I get bonus points if my haiku rhymes?
Or do I just get a demerit removed?
I know this place. I have never been in the club but I grew up around that area and have my retirement home about 24 miles away.
THAT is as classy as they get up there.
It’s a career choice. /s
This haiku is for you:
Her fancy degree
In Aleutian gay whale art
Did not increase tips
The residents may be a little hot-headed with this issue, HOWEVER ...
Strip Club employment CAN be more than minimum wage.
There are NO ‘pre-employment tests’ on paper, which could be misconscrued as ‘discriminatory’.
Yes, there is an ‘audition’, which does showcase natural ability, so possibly a little excellence from high school physical education might just help.
The ‘strip club industry’ has shown itself to be long-time tested, in all the economic hiccups this nation has had in the last 40 years, and is an ‘industry’ that has no worry of being ‘sent offshore and not returning’.
Yes, the ‘work’ can be hard, as to the ‘audience’, the environment ‘hazy’ if the air conditioning isn’t working, and ‘exciting’ if the patrons get into it a little bit from time to time.
But, with all that ‘excitement’, it beats sitting in a cube farm!
Lastly, there have been a few ‘employees’, that have kept it together, and financed their college costs, in a field other than ‘Oriental rug manufacturing Studies’.
College students take the work too, it's not as though education is a cure.
An odd career path
That begins its’ downward trend
Immediately
Gosh, I sure am glad I don’t have to rely on my looks for my income, because my family would starve.
I grew up in Southern Michigan and now live in West Texas. Worked in the O&G industry for 30 years.
A very apt West-TX-style description of the land between Gladwin and Harrison might be better stated as “BFE-Michigan”.
While, knowing that the area is home to one of the more expansive NatGas storage fields in all of North America.
It is an old joke, here in Michigan. I couldn’t resist....
They are much better than anything I could think up, but that is not saying much.
Can’t think of a better place to recruit. After all, we are talking about government school attendees.
Sheesh!
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