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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 05/27/2016 5:46:35 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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Grandma discovers SnapChat

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The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.t111078.gif

_thb_MG_Milk_Cow.gifWhen you approach the milk cases,
you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.FunnyAnimatedBreakfastcl2.gif

The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn.
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I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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An engineer dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators.escalator.gif

The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"
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Satan says, "Hey things are going great.
We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,
and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
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God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer?
That's a mistake -- he should never have gone down there!
You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here!"

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."[img=37x31]http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/msn/38.gif[/img]

juge.gifGod says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"5091.gif

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That's one upset customer (mind the language)

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Potty Mouth Bird


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To: Lucky9teen

“How Stella Got Her Beer Back.”


21 posted on 05/27/2016 6:10:37 AM PDT by moovova (I'm white and I'm proud. Old too.)
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To: Lucky9teen
From Beer to Eternity

The Bad News Beers

Smokey and the Beer

Beer Wars

The Beer Lebowski

Honey! I shrunk the Beers

Terms of Beer

Nightmare on Beer Street

Beer Trek

It's a Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer World

The Beer Hunter

22 posted on 05/27/2016 6:11:28 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (I before E, except after C. Weird.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I removed the shell of my racing snail to make it faster.

But that left it a little sluggish. ;-)


23 posted on 05/27/2016 6:11:46 AM PDT by r_barton (GO TRUMP!!!)
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To: mykroar

Monty Python and the Holy Beer
Monty Python’s The Meaning of Beer


24 posted on 05/27/2016 6:11:55 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Lucky9teen

About the Tree And Bicycle picture ...

Not many Americans went to war in 1914.


25 posted on 05/27/2016 6:13:00 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Nation States seem to be ending. The follow-on should not be Globalism, but Localism.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Gone With the Beer


26 posted on 05/27/2016 6:14:19 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 30. What a slacker! Good Morning!!!


27 posted on 05/27/2016 6:15:38 AM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: Lucky9teen


A beer for all seasons.


28 posted on 05/27/2016 6:16:16 AM PDT by Montana_Sam (Truth lives.)
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To: ClearCase_guy
Not many Americans went to war in 1914.

There's that, and why would a kid in the middle of nowhere on an island in Washington state bother to chain his bike to a tree? Who's going to steal it?

29 posted on 05/27/2016 6:17:27 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (I before E, except after C. Weird.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Beerworld


30 posted on 05/27/2016 6:19:43 AM PDT by verga (In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.)
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To: Lucky9teen

The Beerhunter.


31 posted on 05/27/2016 6:21:35 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: Lucky9teen

Dances with Beer.


32 posted on 05/27/2016 6:22:27 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: Lucky9teen

A Beer Too Far


33 posted on 05/27/2016 6:24:57 AM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Montana_Sam

or A Man for all Beers


34 posted on 05/27/2016 6:26:16 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Lucky9teen
Kingdom of the Crystal beers

Tarzan Lord of the Beers

The beer awakens

The beerman always rings twice.

Dial M for Beer.

35 posted on 05/27/2016 6:27:08 AM PDT by verga (In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Raise the Red Beer
The Purple Beer of Cairo
Seven Beers for Seven Brothers
A Slight Case of Beer
A Beer Named Desire


36 posted on 05/27/2016 6:28:56 AM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Lucky9teen

A Beer Too Far
28 Beers Later
Enemy of the Beer
Rebel Without a Beer
Some Like Beer Hot
Snow White and the Seven Beers
Raiders of the Lost Beer
Close Encounters of the Beer Kind
The Beer Hunter


37 posted on 05/27/2016 6:29:48 AM PDT by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on...)
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To: Lucky9teen

Thanks for the Calvin & Hobbes!


38 posted on 05/27/2016 6:30:42 AM PDT by stump56 (Freedom isn't free.)
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To: Lucky9teen

This is Beer Tap
The Unbearable Lightness of Beer


39 posted on 05/27/2016 6:33:12 AM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Lucky9teen

Beer of the Lost Ark.


40 posted on 05/27/2016 6:33:32 AM PDT by Moltke (Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building)
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