Posted on 06/13/2016 8:59:14 PM PDT by PROCON
In this bar fight at one of Key West's most famous watering holes, it wasn't a spilled drink or sleazy advance on someone's wife that led to blows.
According to the police report, a fight broke out between two couples this week when someone, who Friday remained unidentified, allegedly broke wind inside Sloppy Joe's, 201 Duval St.
"The argument was due to someone farting," police were told by a man who went to the hospital for a dislocated shoulder after the scrap.
Richard McBride, 53, and his girlfriend Sandra Stoner, 55, both of Naples, said they were caught up in a physical altercation after the argument arose “over a fart,” Officer Igor Kasyanenko wrote after last Monday’s incident.
(Excerpt) Read more at miamiherald.com ...
They all need to be grateful they weren’t in a White Castle after having a few sliders.
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The person who wrote that headline deserves royalties because it will sell this article forever.
Someone farted when I started laughing at the story, I am pretty sure it was the dog. Cleared the room.
I scanned the headline quickly, and got a very different first impression: I thought there was a COMMA after the word over. i.e., “Fight over,(comma) fart lead to blows @ Sloppy Joes.”
I just figure it was a report from the Vice Squad about an exhibitionist who was all done fighting.
I recall visiting this bar years ago while in the Navy. This was about 1981. Duval Street leads all the way down to a public beach.
We never got into a brawl over gas but we did have gas fights and contests.
It’s hard to determine if Gwen, who wrote the article, was pissed that she had to cover this story. She wrote it in such a straightforward, almost humorless way.
“I farted a joke
And started the whole world farting”
Oooof! LOL
One time she just got up and left the room and looked like she just got yelled at. 15 seconds later the smell hit.
enough to bring tears to your eyes.
Worse is when the couple are retiring after going out to ChiChis and she complains about his voluminous emissions, and in response the evil cad pulls the sheets over her head and blasts a godzilla nuclear fart that makes TVs go to test patterns while seismic detectors alert civil defense.
Happened to a, uh...a FRIEND of mine...yeah, that’s the ticket!
And you know this hoooowwww???
He said that she almost broke his ribs...and WARNED him, to never do that again.
From time to time you’ll bend over and cut the cheese. Hey, it happens.
protocol is very important to us guys.”
Must be part of your genes. Took grandson and two friends to the Hill Country for a few days after school was over. Heard them in their bedroom one evening just rolling with laughter. Knocked on the door and opened it. Wish I hadn’t. They had been in the midst of a contest. Said Good Grief and shut the door.
Can’t stop laughing! That’s hilarious. ...
“He” was sharing. Didn’t want to enjoy it all himself.
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