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Army approves uniform modifications for Furries (Satire)
Duffleblog ^
| 30 April
Posted on 06/30/2016 9:14:57 AM PDT by rey
WASHINGTON — The US Army’s ongoing efforts to be more open and accepting has expanded this week to include another historically marginalized group: Furries. According to sources close to acting Army Secretary John McHugh, the Army will soon announce a set of uniform accommodations for these soldiers, who fetishize animal costumes.
“We are committed to allowing these people to follow their religion or their hearts or the voices in their fillings, or whatever the hell it is that drives them to dress and act this way,” said the source, who requested anonymity on the grounds that he didn’t want his name to show up in Google searches for Furries. “I mean, where the hell does it end?”
The accommodations follow a number of recent Army missteps regarding uniforms for Sikhs, hair for African Americans, and award patches for people who have done more than just show up for two years.
The sources say that full costumes will not be permitted on duty, but headpieces may be worn at all times.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: gayagenda; military; transgender
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posted on
06/30/2016 9:14:57 AM PDT
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rey
To: rey
This is a joke, right? I mean it has to be.
To: GOPPachyderm
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posted on
06/30/2016 9:17:52 AM PDT
by
stocksthatgoup
(Don't argue with a Liberal. Ask him simple questions and listen to him stut)
To: GOPPachyderm
It is a satiracal site but given all that is going on....
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posted on
06/30/2016 9:17:53 AM PDT
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rey
To: rey
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posted on
06/30/2016 9:18:13 AM PDT
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rey
To: rey
Today’s satire, tomorrow’s reality.
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posted on
06/30/2016 9:19:32 AM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(A plague o' both your houses.)
To: rey
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posted on
06/30/2016 9:19:41 AM PDT
by
Uncle Miltie
(This posting is a microaggression.)
To: GOPPachyderm
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06/30/2016 9:20:44 AM PDT
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Uncle Miltie
(This posting is a microaggression.)
To: rey
You mean the French and Chinese in the comments? “Yiff” en enfer (or in Dìyù)?
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06/30/2016 9:20:58 AM PDT
by
Olog-hai
To: rey
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posted on
06/30/2016 9:26:11 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(If you can't graciously honor JimRob's wishes, then kindly stay the hell out of JimRob's house.)
To: rey
Won't this confuse the Military K9 units??
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posted on
06/30/2016 9:27:41 AM PDT
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GraceG
(Only a fool works hard in an environment where hard work is not appreciated...)
To: Uncle Miltie
Uniform inspections are gonna suck if your tail is pinned on askew and your faux fox ears are out of alignment....
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06/30/2016 9:28:56 AM PDT
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GraceG
(Only a fool works hard in an environment where hard work is not appreciated...)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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posted on
06/30/2016 9:35:47 AM PDT
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Uncle Miltie
(This posting is a microaggression.)
To: rey
Something to be thankful for. Satire. Got it.
To: Uncle Miltie
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posted on
06/30/2016 9:38:01 AM PDT
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KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(If you can't graciously honor JimRob's wishes, then kindly stay the hell out of JimRob's house.)
To: rey
But what about the Fuzzys?
I hear Little Fuzzy want's to join up.
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06/30/2016 9:39:44 AM PDT
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Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: GraceG
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posted on
06/30/2016 9:44:04 AM PDT
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Uncle Miltie
(This posting is a microaggression.)
To: rey
So a woman would get to wear a beaver fur?
To: rey
some lesbians will appreciate this
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posted on
06/30/2016 9:57:54 AM PDT
by
bigbob
To: rey
How about Squat Cobblers?
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posted on
06/30/2016 9:58:03 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(Trump will win NY state - choke on that HilLIARy)
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