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1 posted on 07/01/2016 5:49:48 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: Lucky9teen

Good Friday morning!

2 posted on 07/01/2016 5:50:35 AM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)

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HAVE A GREAT 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND, FRIENDS!!!

3 posted on 07/01/2016 5:51:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)

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Top 10, maybe?

Pappa, Mamma and Baby mole are in their hole relaxing.

Suddenly Pappa mole says, "I smell honey," and sticks his head out of the hole to look around.

Then Mamma mole says, "I smell maple syrup," so she sticks her head out of the hole to look around.

Baby mole is too small to see out the hole so he says, "All I smell is molasses."

Parallel lines have so much in common.
It is a shame they will never meet.

Early one morning, an elderly retiree just finished a piece of artwork he had been working on and yelled to his wife.

"Honey! Come see what I created! It's an abstract panorama, depicting the next four years under a Trump administration!"

She yelled back, "Flush the toilet Bob and come eat your breakfast!"

The previous joke having set the mood, just for you Killary:

4 posted on 07/01/2016 5:54:49 AM PDT by upchuck (I'm hanging here until my Free Republic 401K is fully vested.)

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To: Lucky9teen

In!

5 posted on 07/01/2016 5:55:17 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of i)

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To: Lucky9teen

IN!

7 posted on 07/01/2016 5:56:03 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Trump - because this Constitutional Republic is already undone.)

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9 posted on 07/01/2016 5:59:51 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)

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To: Lucky9teen

Happy Friday, thanks for posting!!!!

12 posted on 07/01/2016 6:10:20 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice

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To: Lucky9teen

Thanks for brightening up my Friday mornings, Lucky9teen! Keep up the good work!

The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Pelham, the nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. 'We live in a great country,' she announced. 'One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free.' Trevor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, 'I'm not free. I'm four.'

13 posted on 07/01/2016 6:14:21 AM PDT by folkquest (I plan on being cranky for the next 4 years. Hope to crack a political smile at the midterms! :-()

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To: Lucky9teen

IN! Top 20! WOOT!

14 posted on 07/01/2016 6:17:13 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't waste your time looking back. You're not going that way. -- Ragnar Lothbrok)

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Thanks Lucky. I’m checking in at top 20

15 posted on 07/01/2016 6:21:04 AM PDT by ro_dreaming (Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It's been found hard and not tried')

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