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KFC Launches New Fried Chicken-Scented Sunscreen
http://www.chewboom.com ^ | Bob Miller | August 22, 2016

Posted on 08/22/2016 5:53:34 PM PDT by Rebelbase

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1 posted on 08/22/2016 5:53:34 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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2 posted on 08/22/2016 5:53:56 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Vote Against Oppressive Humidity!)
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Enjoy the day at the beach with all the dogs.


3 posted on 08/22/2016 5:54:48 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Monthly Donors Rock!!!)
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It turns my stomach when people smell like food.


4 posted on 08/22/2016 5:54:50 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism.)
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KFC is not responsible for small animals and homeless dudes trying to bite you.


5 posted on 08/22/2016 5:54:57 PM PDT by Rastus (#NeverHillary #AlwaysTrump)
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6 posted on 08/22/2016 5:55:29 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Vote Against Oppressive Humidity!)
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7 posted on 08/22/2016 5:56:04 PM PDT by Trillian
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8 posted on 08/22/2016 5:56:50 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Vote Against Oppressive Humidity!)
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NOTHING will ever replace edible panties as a novelty item.

Eat your fingernails ?

That's weird.

Eat your panties ?

OH HONEY ... !!!

9 posted on 08/22/2016 5:56:53 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true ... and it pisses people off.)
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http://www.lingeriediva.com/edible-underwear-lingerie


10 posted on 08/22/2016 5:57:53 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true ... and it pisses people off.)
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It turns my stomach when people smell like food.

In a survey they found that men like scents on their women that makes reminds them of food.

11 posted on 08/22/2016 5:59:23 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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Lol what the hell does George Hamilton want sunscreen for?


12 posted on 08/22/2016 5:59:42 PM PDT by To Hell With Poverty (No one in the field is voting for Frail, Pale and Belongs in Jail.)
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That’ll be just great in bear country...


13 posted on 08/22/2016 6:00:00 PM PDT by Gunpowder green
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Glen Beck might go for it.


14 posted on 08/22/2016 6:00:50 PM PDT by NewHampshireDuo
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To: Rebelbase; Gamecock; PROCON; SaveFerris

How about butter, parsley and Parmesan sunscreen?


15 posted on 08/22/2016 6:00:50 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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LOL. The jokes sort of write themselves


16 posted on 08/22/2016 6:00:54 PM PDT by Fai Mao
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SPF 30? Someone doesn't understand the meaning of Extra Crispy. Maybe SPF -1 which doubles the amount of UV rays hitting your body.
17 posted on 08/22/2016 6:08:09 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Shut up, Bob Costas. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!)
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It’s all gone! Very sad.....it would have complement my mashed potatoes and gravy aftershave.....


18 posted on 08/22/2016 6:08:20 PM PDT by nevergore
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People wearing KFC sunscreen being attacked by seagulls in 3,2,1....

CC


19 posted on 08/22/2016 6:08:56 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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Surely this is a joke! Think of the dog bites you would get.


20 posted on 08/22/2016 6:10:21 PM PDT by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
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