[Lucky9teen]

Here’s What You Need To Know About The Rare Black Moon On Friday, September 30th:

#1 – Expect The Darker Side Of Humanity To Appear.

Researchers have long known that the full moon has an impact on human psychology. A black full moon teeters this impact into ‘negative’ territory. In other words, prepare to witness the darker side of yourself and those around you.

Feelings such as hatred and envy will be quite prominent on Friday the 30th.

Try not to get too overwhelmed by this. A look at the dark side of humanity can actually bring quite a few benefits. By taking such a look, you can gain a more accurate picture of who you are. Once you’ve got that picture, you can take the necessary steps towards becoming your best self.

#2 – Expect Your Gender Identity To Shift.

Carl Jung pioneered the idea of the ‘anima.’ This concept refers to the innate ability of both men and women to display characteristics associated with the opposite gender.

For example, the anima in men refers to a male’s feminine side. Astrologists credit the black moon with awakening one’s anima.

This does not mean you’ll be attracted to members of your own sex on Friday the 30th. In fact, it has nothing to do with sexual orientation at all.

All it means is that, if you identify as male you will feel very in touch with your feminine side as a result of the black moon and vice versa.

This can be a great time to explore yourself. If you’re in a relationship, it might help you better relate to your partner.

#3 – Expect An Increase In Creativity.

A normal full moon causes a burst in creativity. A black moon takes that one step further. It’s only natural; according to research, creativity comes from a very dark place.

This Friday the 30th, you can expect a major boost in creative drive and ambition. A few great ways to make use of this include journaling, painting or songwriting. Who knows, you just might end up with a deep, thoughtful piece of work you’re super proud of!

[Dacula]

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[Ronaldus Magnus III]

Top ‘O the Morning!!

[reed13k]

Top 10! Best part of my week!

[real saxophonist]

Crushed Red Pepper. Do Not Crush

[al_c]

[Ciexyz]

A comeback to people who brag about their language abilities: They’re a crashing bore in ten languages.

[RandallFlagg]

Top Ten!

[dayglored]

TOP 10???

[BitWielder1]

For example, the anima in men refers to a male’s feminine side. Astrologists credit the black moon with awakening one’s anima.

Is that word related to "animosity"?

[onona]

TGIF Everyone !!

[Monkey Face]

TOP— something. Again. Thanks for the ping, Lucky! Fridays are good!

[dragonblustar]

[Heart of Georgia]

“the anima in men refers to a male’s feminine side”

Never heard of anima, but I can absolutely guarantee there’s nothing whatsoever feminine about the guys in my life, and there’s nothing at all masculine about me.

[upchuck]

Top 50? Maybe.

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Newspaper headline: Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.

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A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks.

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires. He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken, or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "Nah, still not hungry."

"Well," she said, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

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h/t nikos1121

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If you think you're too small to make a difference, you haven't been in bed with a mosquito.....

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You might think it's impossible to walk among the clouds. You'd be wrong:

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Quick IQ test. Can you spot the mistake in this picture?

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All my friends say that I'm a psychopath.
That's not true, I don't have any friends.

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Suggested improvement: Show Trump surrounded by all the online polls he won. Won all of them AFAIK.

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Mr. Branco hits another one outta the park.

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He said: "What can I help you with?
She said: Take this bag of potatoes, Peel half of them and put them in the pot for me.

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Q: What do Japanese men do when they have an erection?
A: They vote.

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This post on the Friday Silliness thread ends with a BIG BOOM:

[relentlessly]

What I should have said.....

[TXBlair]

I love the English to Spanish pie chart! So funny!!!!

[TADSLOS]

IN!!

[ArGee]

After months of painstaking work and tracking the Texas Ranger finally tracked the notorious bank robber, Pancho Villa, to a bar in a small town in Mexico.

He walks up to Pancho Villa with his gun drawn and says, “As a duly sworn officer of the law I’m taking you in. And I demand to know where you hid the money you stole from the South Texas Bank.”

Pancho Villa looked up from his drink and said, “Lo siento, Senor. No hablo ingles.”

The Ranger, non-plussed, looked around to see that the bartender was the only other person in the room. “Do you speak English?” he asked.

“Si, senor, I speak great good English.”

“Translate for me.”

So the bartender speaks to Pancho Villa in Spanish and listens to his response. Then he says, “Pacho Villa say he not afraid of no skinny gringo he no care how big your gun.”

The Ranger took a Polaroid out of his pocket and showed it to Pancho Villa. “That’s right, I know where your family is. If you don’t tell me where that money is right now I’ll kill you, then I’ll go kill them. Translate!”

So he heard the bartender speaking again in Spanish. And, although he couldn’t understand a word, he listened as Pancho Villa begged for the life of his family. He explained that if the ranger followed the road past the end of town and kept going straigt he’d find a small, scraggly tree. If he walked 10 paces due east of that tree he’d be at the spot where the money was buried. A short dig and he’d have it all. But when he stopped talking the bartender didn’t translate.

“Well,” the Ranger demanded, “What did he say?”

The bartender, still shaking, said, “Pacho Villa say ... he say ... He no care if you bring him photo of strangers. And you can shoot him full of holes if you want. He no tell you anything you want to know.”

[SERKIT]

The Chicago Tribune editorial staff seems like they are abusing pot just like Gary Johnson, but not as bad as Dr. Howard Dean (who is acting like he is on crack) falsely accusing Trump of being on cocaine. Drugs are for dopes.