Well, I'm at the emergency room.

1/1/2017 | Jeff Chandler

[DefeatCorruption]

Thanks for the laugh...!!

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

I ended up in the Cleveland Clinic ER. Torn muscles in my back. Very painful!! I’m okay though, just can’t move! Put off resolutions for a couple days though. Where’s my Vodka?

[Telepathic Intruder]

The real outrage is that Toys”R”Us doesn’t even offer transgender horse rides.

[ConsCA]

LOL. Thanks for the laugh, a great way to start out the year.

[aquila48]

Jeff it’s January 1st not April 1st.

Still it was good.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Hahahahaha.... right before I got to the end of the story I was worried how you lived through the ordeal. But then I saw the manager of the Toys R Us came to your rescue.

[VRW Conspirator]

Ka-Bump

[jennychase]

Do they allow adults to sit on coin horse ride?

[warsaw44]

Oh, man - that was good!

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

Awe hell LOL

[Paleo Pete]

You stole my line.

Jeff, That was funny, I almost bought it.

[abigkahuna]

Ohhh...I HATE when that happens!....

[Catmom]

Just keep out of the playland at McDonald’s if you know what’s good for you!

[henbane]

Keep away from those mechanical horses--they can get real spooky.

[Noumenon]

I spent a couple of hours plowing snow at my place and my neighbors. Yamaha Grizzly 660 with a plow rig. The little atv that could.

[fellowpatriot]

LOL Thanks for the laugh!

[PGalt]

You should be at the emergency room of the mental hospital, Jeff. : ) YOU’RE BAD.

Happy New Year to you and your wife.

[Ignatz]

Hilarious!
But I will pray for you....
That God helps you maintain that sense of humour!

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

I would pray for him anyway. ;-) Terrible joke. It made me almost feel like his wife on their honeymoon.

Chortle.

[gigster]

I’d advise against the “Little Bo Peep”Ride.