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1/1/2017 | Jeff Chandler

Posted on 01/01/2017 9:36:51 PM PST by Jeff Chandler

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To: Jeff Chandler

Don’t even think about riding the bull!


41 posted on 01/01/2017 10:39:13 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie ( Agenda driven news is fake news.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

You rascal. You need to pay for doing that to us.


42 posted on 01/01/2017 10:48:48 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

great addendum to the book


43 posted on 01/01/2017 10:58:41 PM PST by kvanbrunt2 (all your base are belong to us)
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To: Jeff Chandler

LOL Wonderful!! A very happy new year to you and your family.


44 posted on 01/01/2017 11:00:29 PM PST by Justice
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To: Jeff Chandler

Blnk
45 posted on 01/01/2017 11:14:32 PM PST by minnesota_bound
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To: minnesota_bound
His other horse is on the right.
Blnk
46 posted on 01/01/2017 11:16:45 PM PST by minnesota_bound
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To: Jeff Chandler

LOL!


47 posted on 01/01/2017 11:31:32 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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Re: “This account has been banned or suspended.”

I guess the Free Republic monitors don’t care for Jeff Chandler’s sense of humor.

The quoted message above is the only thing that shows up on Chandler’s personal page.


48 posted on 01/01/2017 11:31:52 PM PST by zeestephen
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It is a spoofed page. A bunch of Freepers do it.


49 posted on 01/01/2017 11:35:33 PM PST by US_MilitaryRules (The last suit you wear has no pockets!)
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To: US_MilitaryRules

Thanks.

I had no idea.


50 posted on 01/01/2017 11:51:27 PM PST by zeestephen
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To: Jeff Chandler

I stole that and scheduled some txts for friends and family.

Hilarious.

Happy New Year


51 posted on 01/02/2017 12:04:02 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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Thanks for the laugh! You actually had me going for it at first.


52 posted on 01/02/2017 12:06:45 AM PST by cpdiii (Deckhand, Roughneck, Mud Man, Geologist, Pilot, Pharmacist, THE CONSTITUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

My condolences,

All that I can say about horses is that even though I grew up in Montana, I have never had a desire to ride or own a horse. Unfortunately My oldest daughter was into hunter-jumper competitions and all I can say about my personal experience is that “horses eat money and shit debt.”

My advice, pick a cheaper hobby like yachting or playing the slots in Vegas.

Get well soon!


53 posted on 01/02/2017 12:07:38 AM PST by WMarshal ( Schadenfreude, it feels so good!)
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That's nothing. I went on vacation, and I, too, decided to go horseback riding. My girl and I were riding side by side, when suddenly I noticed a lion AND a leopard chasing us! They got as close as 6 feet behind us! We were spurring our horses as fast as they would go, but the predator animals were still RIGHT BEHIND US. We were terrified!! It was the single scariest experience of our lives!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then the ride attendent told us to get off the Merry-go-round.

54 posted on 01/02/2017 12:21:05 AM PST by Lazamataz (TRUMP LIED TO ME!!!! ....He said I'd get sick of winning.... AND I'M NOT SICK OF WINNING YET!!!!)
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To: boatbums

Based on telling horrible jokes...we should pray for him! HaHa.


55 posted on 01/02/2017 12:44:11 AM PST by Vermont Lt (Brace. Brace. Brace. Heads down. Do not look up.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Epic!


56 posted on 01/02/2017 1:30:39 AM PST by BunnySlippers (I Love Bull Markets!!!)
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lol! New Year’s and April Fools’ Day rolled into one. Nice.


57 posted on 01/02/2017 1:59:17 AM PST by beaversmom
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To: Proyecto Anonimo

MONGO LIVES!

Still the funniest and most brazen un-PC movie ever! oh I long for the days when we were able to laugh at ourselves and each other.


58 posted on 01/02/2017 2:46:01 AM PST by mazda77
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To: Jeff Chandler

You really had me going there for a minute. LOL


59 posted on 01/02/2017 3:56:01 AM PST by SaraJohnson
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To: Jeff Chandler
Thank heaven Jeff didn't get into one of these "supersonic jets."


60 posted on 01/02/2017 4:21:19 AM PST by Liz (The Clintons are dedicated to humanitarian relief like the Sopranos' dedication to The Clinton Found)
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