Some Lawyer Is Posting Hilarious "Tips" On Facebook

college humor ^ | Ross Snow

[virgil283]

"Drinking ice water just before your drug test does not explain why your urine sample is cold"...The life of a lawyer is an insane one. Or at least that's the case for this West Virginian lawyer who has been posting hilarious advice drawn from his actual life experience on Facebook for years now. Check out some of his posts...for all future "legal advice."

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The numbering went awry.
#12/20 was a good one. Anthony Weiner, take note.

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I actually like doing jury duty. As soon as I said so, was dismissed.

[Pearls Before Swine]

I forgot to mention that I actually passed this sign on the highway in North Carolina, on a drive from New England to Tennessee. So I saw it in real life. I remembered the phrase, and looked it up in Google Images for posting.

[Oatka]

I told this one a while back, but think it is appropriate here. One of my boys worked on a railroad in Alabama. Most all were on drugs, and somehow always got warned when a test was coming up.

One guy, who smoked pot, didn't get the word in time. In a panic he had his girlfriend give a clean sample, which he took to work. A few days later, the results come back and the boss summons him into the office for some good news and some bad news.

The good news is that he was pregnant. The bad news was that he was fired.

When I took a job at WalMart I had to take the test. I told that story to the girl tecnician. She told me that she watched the way I walked to the bathroom - people would tape a clean sample in a bottle to their thigh or armpit to keep it warm and always walked "funny".

You learn something every day.

[virgil283]

always walked "funny".

hilarious, thanks.