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Portland woman gets snake stuck in her earlobe.......[What?]
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| February 01, 2017 at 11:23 AM, updated February 01, 2017 at 1:46 PM
| By Lizzy Acker
Posted on 02/01/2017 2:05:11 PM PST by Red Badger
Warning: This post contains graphic language and snakes.
Next time you're trying to convince a newly goth 17-year-old not to get their ears gauged, why not tell them tale of one Ashley Glawe, a Portland resident with ear gauges and a pet python who recently became internet famous for getting her python lodged in her earlobe.
Apparently, Glawe and her pet snake Bart were just hanging out, as snakes and humans do, when Bart slithered his way through the hole in her ear.
I'll wait while you scream into a bag for ten minutes.
Turns out Bart was hanging out on her shoulders when Glawe thought he started attacking her head. "I like froze instantly," she told CNN about the nightmare event.
"If he forces his way through, he's gonna split my earlobe," Glawe said.
According to CNN, the snake wasn't attacking but "pythons just like hiding in holes."
Oh, great.
Glawe said she tried to get him out by herself but couldn't. So she said the fire department came. The fire department was unable to remove BART so instead, Glawe said she went to the emergency room, where doctors numbed her ear and lubed her and Bart up and were able to get the snake out of the hole.
And that, children, is why you never let a snake near your gauge hole.
Bart, said Glawe, is totally fine.
TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ear; oregon; portland; snake
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VIDEO at link.....................
To: Salamander
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:06:15 PM PST
by
sockmonkey
(Donald Trump will ban auto-correct with an Executive Order. Go Trump!)
To: Red Badger
Wonder where else shes had that snake.
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:07:16 PM PST
by
diverteach
(If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!)
To: Red Badger
She’s a Goth, all right. Too bad. Looks like she could have been a nice girl.
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:09:53 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Red Badger
....last time it got caught in her G string
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:09:53 PM PST
by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: Red Badger
How the heck?...Oh, it’s Portland.
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:10:10 PM PST
by
ThomasSawyer
(Democratic Underground: Proof that anyone can figure out how to use a computer.)
To: Red Badger
YUCK! Oh, and I guess there’s something about a snake, too.
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:11:47 PM PST
by
Rastus
To: diverteach
Wonder where else shes had that snake. Snake is long
Seven miles...
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:16:34 PM PST
by
Steely Tom
(Liberals think in propaganda)
To: Cicero
She looks like she’s 17 going on 50.
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:17:52 PM PST
by
Moonman62
(Make America Great Again!)
To: Red Badger
I’m sure she was ready for Hillary.
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:18:01 PM PST
by
MeganC
(BOYCOTT Nancy Pelosi's Auberge de Soleil!!! SHUT IT DOWN!!!)
To: Red Badger
The things women do to themselves.
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:19:31 PM PST
by
FatherofFive
(Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
To: Red Badger
“warning this post contains snakes” - that’s pretty funny
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:22:59 PM PST
by
Ray76
(DRAIN THE SWAMP)
To: Red Badger
Video? No, thanks.
What is it with the gauging anyway?
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:23:46 PM PST
by
Bigg Red
(The best f-word we can apply to Obama on this glorious inauguration day is "former".)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:24:51 PM PST
by
Spunky
To: Bigg Red
They want to express their individuality by being just like everyone else................
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:26:10 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)
To: Red Badger
Future astrophysicist......
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:26:52 PM PST
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: JBW1949
Maybe even a Rocket Surgeon!.............
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:27:38 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)
To: Red Badger
Definitely a democrat politician....
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:29:40 PM PST
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: Red Badger
I admit I am conservative and dull
But what is Gaging?
And that is a really small python
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:32:30 PM PST
by
RWGinger
(Does anyone else really)
To: RWGinger
Gaging is the insertion of progressively larger and larger rings into the earlobe, or other body part, to facilitate your social status amongst your Goth brethren...............
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posted on
02/01/2017 2:34:28 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)
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