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Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis
Shanghaiist.com ^ | Alex Lindor

Posted on 07/06/2017 7:44:28 AM PDT by irish guard

Based on the size of the wrench, I don't think his last name was Hung

Was he trying to loosen a nut or is he just Hard Up???

Have at it FreeRepublic


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bellcurve; napl
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To: irish guard

He obviously had a screw loose. And he was nuts.


81 posted on 07/06/2017 9:34:26 AM PDT by IronJack
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To: Responsibility2nd

And always remember to wear your SAFETY glasses!


82 posted on 07/06/2017 10:06:27 AM PDT by beelzepug (Anybody I attack may rest assured it's personal!)
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To: irish guard

That is so wong. . . .


83 posted on 07/06/2017 10:07:23 AM PDT by Godzilla ( I just love the smell of COVFEFE in the morning . . . . .)
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To: LibWhacker

14mm ... explains why he’s 37 and single


84 posted on 07/06/2017 10:19:41 AM PDT by Mr. K (***THERE IS NO CONSEQUENCE OF REPEALING OBAMACARE THAT IS WORSE THAN OBAMACARE ITSELF***)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Bet he was torqued...


85 posted on 07/06/2017 10:20:30 AM PDT by RW_Whacko (RW_WHACKO)
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To: irish guard

I’m betting it was a power lug wrench like they use in NASCAR. Gets it off in .2 seconds


86 posted on 07/06/2017 10:50:52 AM PDT by wildbill (If you check behind the shower curtain for a slasher, and find one.... what's your plan?)
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To: irish guard

Yeah, I've had that problem myself.

87 posted on 07/06/2017 10:57:44 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: irish guard
Woo. His Chinese Junk was turning blue...


88 posted on 07/06/2017 10:57:46 AM PDT by EinNYC
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To: irish guard; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...

If the wrench stays on longer than 4 hours, seek medical help.

DANG!


89 posted on 07/06/2017 11:02:01 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (April 2006 Message from Dan http://www.dansimmons.com/news/message/2006_04.htm)
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To: Daffynition

If the wench stays on longer than 4 hours, seek attention from Jerry Springer.


90 posted on 07/06/2017 11:03:42 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (April 2006 Message from Dan http://www.dansimmons.com/news/message/2006_04.htm)
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To: LibWhacker

...so let’s see...didn’t Paula Jones refer to Bill Clinton as ‘two bits’?


91 posted on 07/06/2017 11:11:14 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
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To: Billthedrill

Now, that’s a man right there! All his women go away either satisfied or split in two like a wishbone!


92 posted on 07/06/2017 11:11:49 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (April 2006 Message from Dan http://www.dansimmons.com/news/message/2006_04.htm)
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To: irish guard
Call Rabbi Tuckman!


93 posted on 07/06/2017 11:19:17 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (RuPaul and Yertle - our illustrious Republican leaders up the Hill - God help us!)
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To: oldvirginian

94 posted on 07/06/2017 11:42:55 AM PDT by Daffynition ("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The LSN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

95 posted on 07/06/2017 11:47:12 AM PDT by Daffynition ("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The LSN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
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To: Slicksadick

14mm box end wrench? This guy’s hung like a hamster.
So to speak.


96 posted on 07/06/2017 1:28:47 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: JoeProBono

14mm? The stories about Chinese mens sizes are true...


97 posted on 07/06/2017 1:30:52 PM PDT by Neidermeyer (Show me a peaceful Muslim and I will show you a heretic to the Koran.)
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To: irish guard

Bump for later, this should be good.

14mm eh?


98 posted on 07/06/2017 1:40:42 PM PDT by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123, Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
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To: irish guard
Image and video hosting by TinyPic Let me let you in on a little secret. He dates a mosquito.
99 posted on 07/06/2017 2:55:10 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: irish guard; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
What a tool!


100 posted on 07/06/2017 3:14:54 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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