Posted on 09/12/2017 4:50:06 PM PDT by PROCON
A Missouri woman was found with a loaded handgun in her vagina after being arrested for possession of drugs, a local newspaper reported.
Amika Witt, 20, was stopped by police at 5 a.m. Thursday for driving 90 miles per hour.
During a search, police found ecstasy on her her, as well as heroin in her bra, according to a statement read in court by McLean County Assistant State’s Attorney Layne Roberts.
Witt was taken to McLean County Jail where she was strip searched by a female officer, who then found a 13-ounce Kimber .380 handgun in Witt’s body cavity. The handgun was loaded and had a bullet in the chamber.
Witt is charged with armed violence for possessing a weapon during the alleged commission of a felony and while in possession of drugs, and possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver.
Clinton McDonald, 29, was also in the car at the time and charged with unlawful possession of heroin with the intent to deliver, and possession of ecstasy.
Both Witt and McDonald were jailed and had their bail set at $40,035 and $20,035, respectively.
'Micro slides are made to the tightest allowable tolerances, with barrels machined from stainless steel for superior resistance to moisture."
I would suggest following up CLP with Monostat 1 to win ever has to clean that gun ...
"....is that a gun in your body cavity or you just angry to see me "
I think Hoppes recommends a different solvent/lubrication regimen.
20 years old? Good grief she doesn’t look a day over 40!
I’m impressed!
That must be hell on the gun’s finish and mechanisms.
Another tread from a couple days ago with 109 comments if
anyone cares to scan thru them.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3584943/posts
Cops: Female Drug Suspect, 20, Had Loaded Handgun In Body Cavity ^
And then there’s this one about a guy having a gun fall out during a strip search.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3539232/posts
Stolen gun falls from inmate’s body cavity during search at north Alabama jail ^
Do her orgasms leave powder burns?
When she said she wanted to get banged, she wasn’t kidding!
A lot of hard miles on that one!
That’s a REALLY loose woman.
Usually it is women that appear in magazines.
Not magazines appearing in women.
There was a guy that got a revolver that looked to be the size of a 4” K frame up his butt in a jail. She could prolly do a N frame if she worked at it.
http://www.guns.com/2012/01/20/prisioner-gun-rectum-north-carolina/
At least she’s got good taste in firearms.
A Kimber no less!
Witt was taken to McLean County Jail where she was strip searched by a female officer, who then found a 13-ounce Kimber .380 handgun in Witt’s body cavity. The handgun was loaded and had a bullet in the chamber.
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That’s a single action so she probably could have fired it without taking it out.
I remember going to Tennessee about 10 years ago to visit a buddy. Along the median on the freeways I was seeing these parked black SUVs with blacked-out glass. I asked him what that was all about and he said it was basically the local authorities trying to stop the drug trade coming in and out of Memphis. Sounds like Missouri has the same problem.
Some very witty people on this thread. Thanks for all the laughs!
I’m not sayin’ nuttin’. Nope, nope, nope. Just gonna sit back and LMAO while you guys have at her. :-)
Oh these weird threads are hilarious, FReepers can be quite witty. I’ve been laughing my butt off.
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