What is Nibiru? Will Planet X smash into Earth on September 23 and mark End of the World?

express.co.uk ^ | Joey Millar

[so_real]

Facepalm ... I finally did it ... posted to the wrong thread ... apologies.

[ealgeone]

Yeah...a planet so big no astronomer in the backyard has been able to pick it up nor is it visible in the daytime.

Maybe it's a stealth planet.

[Ted Grant]

I’d think if a planet were about to collide with the earth, we would have been able to see it getting closer with the naked eye for several years now.

[BenLurkin]

It only moves at night. Hides during the day.

[Darksheare]

The doom porn and fear hype purveyors will continue pushing “Nibiru” despite it failing to kill us every previous time predicted.

[Blood of Tyrants]

This planet must be invisible or have a giant Klingon cloaking device.

[Uncle Lonny]

I heered that Big Foot and Elvis were seen at Stonehenge during the total eclipse of the sun just as Nostradamus perdicted. Now all them hurricanes. The bad planet is a coming. You jus cant see it yet cause it is still in hyperspace

I seen it on the History Channel.

[Chaguito]

There’s as much evidence that Nibiru is causing the natural disasters as there is that global warming is causing them.

[LegendHasIt]

I just wish that these doomsayers would quit trying to cheer me up.

[Ancesthntr]

“Damn! I’m supposed to paint my fence on that day. Talk about a bummer ;p”

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Just tell your wife that you’re not going to do it. When she asks why, tell her “this is the ‘planet crashing into the Earth’ exception” which allows you to postpone any and all work. Also, it allows you to get drunk off your butt and not go to work that day. Finally, it allows you to also call 1-800-BIG-JUGS and have a “date” with one of their college girls.

Yeah, I know - my wife won’t buy it, either. Go paint your fence. :>)

[Ancesthntr]

“FaceID

Does this mean your police force, your employer, your mugger, your family, your friends, everyone, anyone ... can unlock your phone by pointing it at your face or a picture of your face?”

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I know its the wrong thread, and don’t care. Here’s the fun part: you ever see those movies where there’s a fingerprint ID system on the super-secret vault/room with horrible diseases, etc.? You know what they do, right? They cut of some guy’s thumb or hand and open it that way.

With this thing, now we have to worry about a rash of Moslem robberies, etc., using severed heads.

Just thought that I’d brighten your day. :>)

[COBOL2Java]

On September 23, the faithful gather, hands raised, prayers ascending to the heavens!

Suddenly, the sky opens!

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"O hai! U ready? It iz ova!"

[tumblindice]

It means "Reptilicus!"

[Charles Martel]

It’s incredible how many people believe this made-up, phony nonsense.

One of my co-workers is in the Houston area, helping with the post-Harvey cleanup. He's about to head back home, though, as he wants to be with his wife on the 23rd because of this.

Being a perennial smart-ass, I commented: "Why? - Either both of y'all are going to the same place, or you're not! It's not like there will be airline tickets and adjoining seats, right?"

He was not amused.

[Mama Shawna]

Being a perennial smart-ass, I commented: "Why? - Either both of y'all are going to the same place, or you're not! It's not like there will be airline tickets and adjoining seats, right?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! That was really bad of you! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! ;)

[deadrock]

I hope so ‘cause I am sick of unfounded predictions.

[backwoods-engineer]

If it does, God bless us.

[Zeppo]

This planet must be invisible or have a giant Klingon cloaking device.

My money is on the "giant Klingon cloaking device."

After all, it would be very silly to believe in an invisible planet, wouldn't it...

[OldMissileer]

Does this mean I can stop my monthly FR donation?

[Hatteras]

It’s playing Red Light/Green Light