Accounting of Post-Hurricane Looting In Florida & Puerto Rico Finds No Work Boots Were Stolen!

Source: My Keen Sense of Observation - and Twisted Mind.

[Strac6]

Yes, it is sad satire, and yes also, the whole story is in the headline.

[ifinnegan]

And yes there’s no link and we don’t know what you’re talking about.

[Springman]

Well, if you don’t want to get shot for your shoes, wear work boots instead of $200+ gym shoes.

[Strac6]

No, not WE, but YOU do not know what it is about.

Here beginnith the First Lesson:

1: It’s labeled as humor and satire

2: It speaks to the reality that cell phones, electronics, liquor, rap CDs and “athletic shoos” were stolen... but nothing was stolen that might help the looters actually work for a living, or even find work.

Here endith the First Lesson

[ifinnegan]

You’re not helping your self.

[Strac6]

Why would I need help?

[quantim]

[socalgop]

yeah, but to be funny, it has to be coherent.

[Strac6]

Regarding being “coherent”

I am herent all by my self. I am not co-dependent, nor do I need the help of a co-herent in order to be herent..

(I know, weak joke)

[Strac6]

I had to steal it from somewhere!!!

:)