Reminds me of my ex brother in law.
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To: ameribbean expat
2 posted on
12/04/2017 7:10:26 PM PST by
KC_Lion
(If you want on First Lady Melania's, Ivanka Trump's or Sarah Palin's Ping Lists, just let me know.)
To: ameribbean expat
Bet the monkey had that routine down.
3 posted on
12/04/2017 7:11:23 PM PST by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: ameribbean expat
I thought monkeys couldn’t swim. Guess I was wrong.
To: ameribbean expat
Lost me on the profanity.
5 posted on
12/04/2017 7:14:26 PM PST by
stars & stripes forever
(Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. Psalm 33:12")
To: Lazamataz
Laz, did your monkey get loose??
7 posted on
12/04/2017 7:20:31 PM PST by
CodeToad
(CWII is coming. Arm Up! They Are!)
To: ameribbean expat
8 posted on
12/04/2017 7:25:05 PM PST by
Larry Lucido
(Take Covfefe Ree Zig!)
To: ameribbean expat
Having witnessed a quick monkey come into our open to the air on one side kitchen at a tourist resort in Zimbabwe and steal wrapped, sealed packages of snacks, I came to conclude that monkeys think they are part of the primate family that evolved into the clan with cameras, refrigerators, potato chips, and bottled drink.
To: ameribbean expat
I clicked this thread because I assumed it was a story about Obama...
10 posted on
12/04/2017 7:26:57 PM PST by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: ameribbean expat
The perfect Christmas gift for your Democrat relatives!
Get em two! Just pay the extra handling!
12 posted on
12/04/2017 7:40:55 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ameribbean expat
13 posted on
12/04/2017 7:41:56 PM PST by
Oratam
("Let justice be done tho' the heavens fall.")
To: ameribbean expat
14 posted on
12/04/2017 7:42:52 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ameribbean expat
This is why I never invite more than two or three monkeys to my parties.
Boozers.
15 posted on
12/04/2017 7:44:27 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ameribbean expat
16 posted on
12/04/2017 7:44:54 PM PST by
Tenega
To: ameribbean expat
Anybody seen Hillary lately?
17 posted on
12/04/2017 7:49:59 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ameribbean expat
Killer Whales.
Great White Sharks.
Drunk Monkeys.
The sea is a cruel mistress.
20 posted on
12/04/2017 7:55:50 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ameribbean expat
“Hey, Skipper.”
“Yeah.”
“There’s a monkey here says he wants to drive the boat.”
“Brown with big teeth?”
“Yeah, that’s him.”
“No way. Have you seen how he drives his Corvette?”
21 posted on
12/04/2017 7:59:55 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ameribbean expat
Kathy Griffin forgot to shave?
Be more fun if the drunk monkey downed the vodka and crashed the boat.
This brand?
22 posted on
12/04/2017 8:00:16 PM PST by
eldoradude
(It doesn't matter how many it takes, the lightbulb has already been stolen.)
To: ameribbean expat
“Skipper!”
“Yeah.”
“I think enemy frogmen are under the boat!”
“Drop the monkey overboard!”
Splash!
“Look at him go!”
“Get a bottle of vodka up here. I think the little bastard is going AWOL again.”
24 posted on
12/04/2017 8:04:46 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ameribbean expat
“Captain!”
“Yes, Sailor.”
“There’s a monkey at the aft bar drinking vodka!”
“Is he on the Drinks Are Free Package?”
“I don’t think so.”
“Well, leave him alone. We gotta make our money somewhere.”
25 posted on
12/04/2017 8:18:06 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ameribbean expat
The mandatory life boat drill within one hour of setting sail.....
“Ladies and gentlemen, in the event of an emergency, we shall all meet here to board this lifeboat.”
“I ain’t getting on no lifeboat with that drunk monkey over there.”
“Don’t worry. He’s your Cruise Director. He’s got his own launch.”
27 posted on
12/04/2017 8:24:24 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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