Nice moves! Look at those poor saps back on land with their "laws" and "ethics."
They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.
“Damn the drunk monkeys! Full speed ahead!”
Great moments in naval history.
It’s like Winston Churchill said,
“Ahhhhh.....the Royal Navy. A legacy of rum, sodomy and the lash with drunk monkeys involved in all three.”
“You all know me. You know that I can take care of this drunk monkey problem for you. I’ll need 3 bowling balls, one of them copper cooking pans and a case of bourbon.”
“The monkey only drinks vodka, Captain.”
“The bourbon is for medicinal purposes, like if we get sunburned or something.”
I was never there, they can’t prove a thing!
Some monkeys just need a good spanking.
The captain had a cabin ape,
The dirty little nipper.
He stuffed his a** with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper.
Drove a locomotive far and near
Accompanies by a monkey who would sit on a stool Watching everything the engineer would do zone day the engineer wanted a bit to eat And left the monkey sitting in the drivers seat Monkey pulled the throttle, locomotive jumped the gun And did ninety miles an hour down the main line run...''
That looks like the kind of macaque that I had as a “pet” when I was young....way too smart to really be considered a pet. He learned to manipulate people to get what he wanted. ....would go to the neighbors and play with their dog until the dog was tired of being chased, neighbor would open kitchen door to let dog in, monkey would run in, grab a bag of potato chips and run out. He also loved to ride (with a human) on a motorcycle. Anytime he heard a motorcycle being cranked up, he would run, jump on the seat being the person and hang on for the ride.
YT link of the primate pirate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTTyzl6taKk
The Navy is at it again?