Top 10 Funniest Puns

sycmu ^ | 3/1/2018 | unknown

[UpInArms]

Many puns deserve the response, “That was two thirds of a pun - PU.”

[Bob]

The agnostic dyslexic insomniac would lie awake all night questioning the existence of dog.

[llevrok]

I knew a cross dressing person who used to date himself.

[firebrand]

I’ve seen that, but I wanted to get the tour dog in there.

[SkiKnee]

Italian restaurants always have "Antipesto" on the menu. I've often wondered, if there's such a thing as "Antipesto" does that mean there's such a thing as "Pesto"? If that's the case, if you were to put the two of them together on the same plate would they obliterate one another?

[fredhead]

The preacher said, “Oh Lord, we know that we are but dust.”

My daughter asked me, “Daddy, what is butt dust?”

[Impala64ssa]

Waddya make bagels with? Judo.

[Impala64ssa]

I would tell my daughter if she ever married a guy named Ford, Dodge, Benz, Ferrari, Bentley, Lincoln or Rolls PLEASE don’t name her daughter Lisa.

[Impala64ssa]

Her father ran the telegraph office and she Did it did it did it did it.....

[matchgirl]

Robinson Crusoe was walking along the shore one day when he saw footprints in the sand. With a deep sigh he said,”Thank God it’s Friday.”

My grandfather told me when I was about 11 years old to never marry a man for his money, because once I had spent it, I would be stuck with him.