Posted on 01/19/2019 7:11:58 PM PST by BenLurkin
Doctors are warning women to not take the 'irresponsible' advice of putting parsley in their vagina to kick-start their period.
The bizarre suggestion was made by women's magazine Marie Claire alongside other recommendations using food, drink and exercise.
Women may want to make their period come sooner as a means of controlling their cycle ahead of a holiday or special event.
According to the article, parsley is an emmenagogue - a substance that increases menstrual flow - which can 'soften the cervix and level out hormonal imbalances'.
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Marie Clare has now apologised for the article and taken it down because it is 'misguided'
Dr Sheila Newman, an obstetrician-gynaecologist from New Jersey, also spoke of her concern over the practice, which is not medically advised. She branded it 'irresponsible'.
She said: 'That is not something that is recommended by gynaecologists.
'There are only a few things that should go in your vagina and vegetables generally aren't one of them.'
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
You kill me :)
You're thinking of that other stage show, The Vagina Demagogues.
'-)
I have no idea what that’s about.
Unless it is the old one where the guy is lighting up a cigarette in bed - “Do you smoke after sex?”
“Oh - gee! I don’t know!! I’ve never looked.”
I’ve mainly seen parsley used as a
garnish, something that embellishes
the overall eye appeal of the meal. That,
and an orange slice.
Guy Noir and Pete argued about parsley on Terragon chicken.
They shot themselves over it.
When Guy was funny, very early on. That didn’t last long.
Here is the link to what you missed on New Year’s Eve:
Ahhh...that is not what’s meant by “tossing the salad.”
“few things”
What do vegetarians have to say about this?
It must be disconcerting to them to get a Dr. recommendation for meat.
And it seems to me the most appropriate would be pork.
Maybe they just wanted to write a new Monty sketch similar to the “Meaning of Life”.
HUMPHREY: The purpose of foreplay is to cause the vagina to lubricate, so that the penis can penetrate more easily.
WATSON: Could we have a window open, please, sir?
HUMPHREY: Yes. Harris, will you? And, of course, to cause the man’s penis to erect and har... den! [sniff] Now, did I do vaginal juices last week? Oh, do pay attention, Wadsworth! I know it’s Friday after— Oh, watching the football, are you boy? Right! Move over there. I’m warning you! I may decide to set an exam this term.
WATSON: Oh, sir.
BIGGS: Oh, sir.
PUPILS: Oh, sir...
HUMPHREY: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices?
PUPILS: Mmm. Mmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
HUMPHREY: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
WATSON: R— rubbing the clitoris, sir?
HUMPHREY: What’s wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? ... You don’t have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
WYMER: Suck the nipple, sir?
HUMPHREY: Good! Good. Well done, Wymer.
DUCKWORTH: Uh, stroking the thighs, sir.
HUMPHREY: Yes. Yes, I suppose so. Hmm?
PUPIL IN FRONT: Oh, sir. Biting the neck.
HUMPHREY: Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
WATSON: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
HUMPHREY: Now, all these forms of stimulation can now take place,...
[clunk clunk]
[clunk]
[clunk clunk]
[clunk clunk]
[twong]
Maybe they just wanted to write a new Monty sketch similar to the “Meaning of Life”.
HUMPHREY: The purpose of foreplay is to cause the vagina to lubricate, so that the penis can penetrate more easily.
WATSON: Could we have a window open, please, sir?
HUMPHREY: Yes. Harris, will you? And, of course, to cause the man’s penis to erect and har... den! [sniff] Now, did I do vaginal juices last week? Oh, do pay attention, Wadsworth! I know it’s Friday after— Oh, watching the football, are you boy? Right! Move over there. I’m warning you! I may decide to set an exam this term.
WATSON: Oh, sir.
BIGGS: Oh, sir.
PUPILS: Oh, sir...
HUMPHREY: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices?
PUPILS: Mmm. Mmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
HUMPHREY: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
WATSON: R— rubbing the clitoris, sir?
HUMPHREY: What’s wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? ... You don’t have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
WYMER: Suck the nipple, sir?
HUMPHREY: Good! Good. Well done, Wymer.
DUCKWORTH: Uh, stroking the thighs, sir.
HUMPHREY: Yes. Yes, I suppose so. Hmm?
PUPIL IN FRONT: Oh, sir. Biting the neck.
HUMPHREY: Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
WATSON: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
HUMPHREY: Now, all these forms of stimulation can now take place,...
[clunk clunk]
[clunk]
[clunk clunk]
[clunk clunk]
[twong]
Hey mom, what is that red rubber bag with the white hose about? Nunmy business?!
Parsley is best used as a garnish.
I hate to admit my first thought was “What about cucumbers?” due to a birthday card someone had at work had given to a co-worker years ago.
The card stated “You may be old and wrinkled, but you can always find a fresh, young cucumber.”
Somethings you just can’t forget.
When does the “P*ssy Parsley Challenge” start?
Are there specific vegetables that don’t fit the ‘generally” rule?
Garnish your salad, not your ...
“...’There are only a few things that should go in your vagina and vegetables generally aren’t one of them.’...”
Sigh....
... and they vote... and reproduce...
Marcy was cute, until she went Lesbo.
Enjoy. That woman is mental.
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