Bloodthirsty Squirrel Leaves 2 Hospitalized, Neighbors Hiding Out During Daytime

CBS Dallas ^ | January 16, 2020

[Ciexyz]

The family German Shepherd used to tear out after them at 2_AM. That dog always knew when they were in the yard.

[RightGeek]

Where does the .22-250 fit in that list?

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[Ezekiel]

We've seen this movie.

[chris37]

Dad says the humans are back in the yard.

He’s not calling an exterminator this time.

He says it’s personal this time.

[Joe 6-pack]

No, sadly Ranger had a stroke in March of 2017, and I had to have him put to sleep on St. Patrick’s Day. I now have a Dutch Shepherd, Musket.

[Flag_This]

[Larry Lucido]

Guess they didn’t have a “deal.”

[Pajamajan]

Neighborhood filled with liberals right?

[EasySt]

Thanks! I was hoping that would get posted!

[Nateman]

Hey look! A squirrel!

Alas! All good things must come to an end:

[bkopto]

[Candor7]

Mr. .117 cal pellet gun, allow me to introduce you to Mr. Aggressive Squirrel.

Mo one will ever know.Just shoot out the window when the chance presents itself.Let him get within 30 feet. Aim for the neck, head, or the soft spot of the abdomen just above the rear leg.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Mr. Squirrel, say hello to Mr. Machete.

[nickcarraway]

Studies have shown that motorcycling requires more decisions per second, and more sheer data processing than nearly any other common activity or sport

Is that why doctors call them donorcycles?

[Anti-Bubba182]

Signs & Symptoms of Rabies in Squirrels

".....Rabies is actually very rare in small mammals like squirrels. The best sign that a squirrel or any animal might be infected with rabies is any out of character behavior. This might include lethargy, falling over, walking in circles, paralysis (total or partial), unprovoked aggression or unexplained fearlessness....."

[G Larry]

RACIST!

[G Larry]

RACIST!

[Brooklyn Attitude]

Havahart trap baited with peanut butter.
Catch Squirrel.
Drown it in the bathtub or give it to Parks and Wildlife.
Problem solved.

[Ol' Dan Tucker]

“We usually don’t go outside in the daytime because he comes out in the daytime,” Sharlene French-Amezquita told the TV station.

Well, duh!

Squirrels feed during the day and sleep in their burrows at night.

As far as I'm concerned, all squirrels are fuzzy-tailed rats that should be shot on sight.

[moovova]

When the SHTF, those wimpsters won’t be eating.

However, that squirrel will eat well.

I, on the other hand, will be eating squirrel.