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Bloodthirsty Squirrel Leaves 2 Hospitalized, Neighbors Hiding Out During Daytime
CBS Dallas ^ | January 16, 2020

Posted on 01/21/2020 3:16:25 PM PST by nickcarraway

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To: Brooklyn Attitude

Re: Havahart traps.

My Mom, God Bless Her, was a HUGE miniature train enthusiast. For a while there, her back yard looked like Disneyland! (Her husband passed away 2 years ago, so it’s all been dismantled and sold/passed on to others.)

Squirrels were the bane of her existence, as they would steal all the smaller parts of her model ‘Train Towns’ that were set up along the tracks.

She would trap them, spray-paint their tails blue, and drive them 5 miles out of town and release them.

One summer she sprayed and moved 32 of them! OMG!

Of all those blue-tailed squirrels, only ONE was brave enough to venture back into her yard!

She’s much better now. Meds properly adjusted and all that. ;)


61 posted on 01/21/2020 5:58:13 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: 11th_VA

Well that’s racist...


62 posted on 01/21/2020 6:02:31 PM PST by Osage Orange (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
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To: Redcitizen

That is a nice caliber...


63 posted on 01/21/2020 6:03:43 PM PST by Osage Orange (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
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To: ShadowAce

Two versions of a good McManus story—

The first is a somewhat dry read of a chapter,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLrea0RHUv8

The second is the same thing transformed into a comedy routine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eKEgtappZg


64 posted on 01/21/2020 6:04:07 PM PST by Hieronymus ("I shall drink--to the Pope, if you please,-still, to Conscience first, and to the Pope afterwards.")
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To: Osage Orange

My sentiments exactly.


65 posted on 01/21/2020 6:36:48 PM PST by Redcitizen ("There's no replacement for shot placement" - Paul Harrell)
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To: RightGeek

You left out snake shot in a pistol, or ultra low tech.......DOG!


66 posted on 01/21/2020 7:18:04 PM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Anti-Bubba182

I’m amazed I had to scroll that far to see what I was thinking: RABIES.


67 posted on 01/21/2020 8:04:32 PM PST by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: RightGeek

22 rat shot, problem solved.


68 posted on 01/21/2020 8:21:39 PM PST by cpdiii ( canecutter, deckhand, roughneck, geologist, pilot, pharmacist THE CONSTITUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

My dad used to trap squirrels in a live trap and take them to the city park. He said after a time the park looked a lot like someone kicked an ant pile filled with squirrels.

Except the one he dumped out one day that made a sprint for the road where it was promptly smashed by a car.


69 posted on 01/21/2020 8:39:36 PM PST by Clay Moore ("Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities, Can Make You Commit Atrocities" Voltaire.)
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To: ShadowAce
Thanks for posting that. Saved me the trouble. First time I read it I literally fell out of my chair. On the floor. Not a joke. One of the funniest things I have ever read.

This sentence alone is enough to kill me...

Suddenly a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a torn t-shirt flapping in the breeze, and wearing one leather glove, moving at probably 80mph on one wheel, and screaming bloody murder roars by and with all his strength throws a live squirrel grenade directly into your police car.

70 posted on 01/21/2020 9:26:09 PM PST by zeugma (I sure wish I lived in a country where the rule of law actually applied to those in power.)
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