Posted on 01/21/2020 3:16:25 PM PST by nickcarraway
An unruly squirrel is defying Disney stereotypes by terrorizing one Houston neighborhood, according to KPRC-TV.
We usually dont go outside in the daytime because he comes out in the daytime, Sharlene French-Amezquita told the TV station.
The feral animal whos anything but friendly has even attacked two people, leaving them bloodied, bruised and in need of stitches.
When I stepped outside the door he leaped on me and bit my arm, I pulled him off, threw him to the ground, and tried to get in the house, said French-Amezquita. I couldnt get in the house because he came back, he bit this leg.
She has the stitches and bite marks to prove it. The squirrel also attacked Katie Herrera who lives in the Bridgeland Shores neighborhood.
Its scary, Herrera said. Im just very grateful that it actually attacked me and not my children.
Residents have contacted both animal control and Texas Parks & Wildlife. They were told until someone traps the squirrel, they cant move it.
The family German Shepherd used to tear out after them at 2_AM. That dog always knew when they were in the yard.
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Dad says the humans are back in the yard.
He’s not calling an exterminator this time.
He says it’s personal this time.
No, sadly Ranger had a stroke in March of 2017, and I had to have him put to sleep on St. Patrick’s Day. I now have a Dutch Shepherd, Musket.
Guess they didn’t have a “deal.”
Neighborhood filled with liberals right?
Thanks! I was hoping that would get posted!
Alas! All good things must come to an end:
Mr. .117 cal pellet gun, allow me to introduce you to Mr. Aggressive Squirrel.
Mo one will ever know.Just shoot out the window when the chance presents itself.Let him get within 30 feet. Aim for the neck, head, or the soft spot of the abdomen just above the rear leg.
Mr. Squirrel, say hello to Mr. Machete.
Is that why doctors call them donorcycles?
".....Rabies is actually very rare in small mammals like squirrels. The best sign that a squirrel or any animal might be infected with rabies is any out of character behavior. This might include lethargy, falling over, walking in circles, paralysis (total or partial), unprovoked aggression or unexplained fearlessness....."
RACIST!
RACIST!
Havahart trap baited with peanut butter.
Catch Squirrel.
Drown it in the bathtub or give it to Parks and Wildlife.
Problem solved.
Well, duh!
Squirrels feed during the day and sleep in their burrows at night.
As far as I'm concerned, all squirrels are fuzzy-tailed rats that should be shot on sight.
When the SHTF, those wimpsters won’t be eating.
However, that squirrel will eat well.
I, on the other hand, will be eating squirrel.
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