Posted on 10/09/2020 9:43:28 AM PDT by Colonial35
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”
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Blonde goes to a store, points at an item and says, 'I want to buy that TV'.
Clerk says, 'We don't sell to blondes.'
Frustrated, the blonde goes home, dyes her hair brown, goes back the next day.
'I want to buy that TV'.
'We don't sell to blondes.'
Now, she's really pissed. Goes home, dyes her hair JET BLACK.
Back to the store. She points to the item and says, 'I want to buy that TV'.
Clerk: 'We don't sell to blondes.'
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T SELL TO BLONDES? LOOK AT MY HAIR!!! HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M A BLONDE???
Clerk: 'That's a microwave.'
Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck.
Guy: I’ll have a draught beer.
Bartender: Fine, but don’t go starting anything in here.
Thanks! Marking.
What comic strip is that?
Doonesbury, by Garry Trudeau.
“Bloom County” by Berke Breathed. Similar art style to Doonesbury, but NOT the same. Breathed was willing to make fun of himself and other liberals, too. Trudeau got tired and cheerless early on.
Funny stuff!
Thanks for the laughs.
Though, some really hit close to home.
Thanks....I’m stealing a few of these.
Good one! Mean spirited lesbian... funny.
good one !
Had a flyer from the Peacekeeper (MX) missile project. A beautiful sketch of the missile just ejected from the silo, as the rocket engine fires.
Caption: “When it absolutely, positively has to be there in 30 minutes or less”.
Is that supposed to be an empty ballpark joke?
Thanks for the ping! Funny stuff.
That joke goes back to the early 1800s. In the earlier version it was about a couple who were dating. In that joke the Secret Service is the girls father and he’s pi**ed. Punchline is Dont you think I recognize my daughters handwriting
Oops, you’re right, and they were very similar. Forgot all about Bloom County for a while there. I owe you one. ;-)
Good one.
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